Zombie

Obama voter

A zombie is a braindead social parasite who feed off tax dollars that magically appear from "Obama's stash".
They still vote Democrat even after they die and are not taken off the voter rolls.

by Phantom F4 May 20, 2011

Zombie

The humble zombie
The reason you died on your first ever Minecraft survival world

Person: I’m going okay Minecraft for the first time!

2 minutes later...

Person: *gets killed by zombie* SHIT

by Oblong Cheeto March 12, 2021

Zombie

Dead people who eat living people. Nom.

"Zombies!"

by Dat1guy69 April 20, 2016

Zombie

Employee with little or no enthusiasm or drive. Thus spending most of their time with hands in pockets and walking unbelievably slowly. A Lazy.

Haven't you finished that yet? You're such a Zombie.

by mangakanga June 18, 2009

Zombie

A synonym for the number 9. This is because of the old joke why was 6 afraid of 7....because 7 8 9. 7 ate nine and 9 then proceded to turn into the undead, hence the name zombie.

School starts an hour before zombie.
The time is currently zombie o'zombie.
I have zombie fingers because my thumb was bitten off my a muskrat.

by Andyt Osborn March 5, 2005

Zombie

A cognitive-impaired person, on high dosage anti-depressants. Fear of edges is not unusual due to hallucinations; making breakfast in the morning presents several previously unforeseen problems. Can usually be resolved by returning to a lower dosage.

Dude, did you see Luke the other day?! He was a complete zombie. He was telling me he was on 100mg - that shit's full on!

by grishamxelle August 12, 2011

Zombie

A sex term. To tear a pussy apart leaving at "Zombie like". A common misconception is that the pussy rises from the dead and attacks the male, however that is not true because the male's mouth is ready for any challenge the pussy throws at it.

Friends: What were you doin last night bro
Me: I Zombie-d the shit outta that girls pussy dawg

by splashwaterwet March 3, 2017