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Zorktaposition

The phenomenon in which persons on the internet use personal experiences, preconceived notions, 2nd hand accounts and/or vague memories of articles to criticize, debunk and discard actual scientific, factual or otherwise documented cases as reported, often simplified, by the media.
My Zorktaposition...
- Looks photoshopped to me
- I'm calling BS. A friend of my uncle's neighbour once did that and it insert conflicting statement here.
- I'm not a lawyer, but that's definately illegal/legal/impossible/expensive in this/that state/country/city/cave.
by CRASH / Ola July 7, 2006
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zorking

Zorking is a synonym for throwing up or puking, typically after a long night of excessive drinking.
Lucas woke up after a long night to find james zorking out the window.

Rowan awoke covered in Jame's zork.
by Mossworth Randäll January 26, 2017
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Zork

Trinidadian slang for being misguided or fooled into actions that may lead to somewhat embarassing circumstances.

To be screwed over. A comic description of a victim of juvenile pranks or an unfortunate moment or twist of events.
Boy yuh pay too much for that car..the man zork yuh.

Yuh thought yuh was gettin in free to the fete, nah yuh get zorked.

Yuh wife didnt cook food fuh yuh..dat is zork.
by wireless38 October 28, 2011
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zlore

ZLORE, noun. pronounced Z as in zoo, L with a roll of the tongue, and ORE as in rowing oar. a spinoff of the word slore, which is defined as the combination of a slut and a whore for those dirty enough to make it to that level. zlore is the dirtier version, with the Z signifying the last letter of the alphabet, or lowest on the totem pole.
1) Wow, Christine zlored it up tonight when she brought home a dirty townie. 2) You've got crazy dance moves Suzie. You dance on that pole like a zlore!
by sharzhang December 14, 2008
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Zork

Zork, a monster that has a huge wang that can shoot out fireballs and drools out white stuff.4kids will probably edit out the penis and replace it with boxers.
4kids Producers: " HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT A PENIS?!! Let's edit it out and put a bikni or boxers on it yes? ( >^( O_O)
by gir March 5, 2005
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zork

zork.
by Ram-Dawg May 14, 2003
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Zyork

Zyork is a universal word. It can be used as an adjective, a verb, a noun, ect. It serves as the name for Team Zyork which will be competing in several Wrestling Tournaments throughout the East Coast.
"I have a HUGE Zyork"
"Stop Zyorking around, your gonna get us killed Matt."
"The fish was Zyorking Huge mane."
"She Zyorked all up my legs last night. I'm getting some Zyork tomorrow."
by Team Zyork June 7, 2007
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