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Crap Zapper 

A yet to be introduced, novel invention that dematerializes all feces from all species when it’s special rays hit the shit and there’s nothing left to have to pick up.
So to make every walk with your canine buddy the very best, all you have to do is aim the Crap Zapper at the pile of dogshit and BLAMMO, it's all gone in an instant!
Crap Zapper by Dr Bunnygirl July 18, 2020
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fun-zapper

zapping away all the fun out of any potentially fun situation.
Alyssa takes fun and zaps it till it doesnt exist, what a fun-zapper.

Bug Zapper 

Necessities: cheap beer, night time, a bug zapper
An exceptionally primitive yet glorious drinking game. Ideal in rural areas (more bugs) depending on how much you value your liver.
Quite simply, each time the device kills a bug, indicated by an easily noticeable zapping sound, you drink. Meatheads tend to appreciate the beauty of this game more so than the general population.
An excellent game for alcoholics looking to keep it simple.
Jose Contreras: Beer pong is so much better than flip cup.
Bruce Lee: Who gives a shit? Both pale in comparison to the epic sport of Bug Zapper.

Zipped The Tip 

Zipping the zipper abruptly causing the zipper to nip the tip of the head of the penis. Also known as a bathroom circumcision or bedroom circumcision. Verb: Zip the tip.
While masterbating, Aaron's mother walked in and he tried to quickly cover up. Unfortunately; he accidentally zipped the tip, then his mother asked why he was crying.
Zipped The Tip by littler0 January 13, 2009

zip zapper 

zip-zap-er -usually a honda or acura but can be any car. always 2004 or older....usually is cheap and has a large muffler and sounds like complete trash and looks similar to a spaceship with an extra large wing on the back and sub woofers so big it blows windows out...yet there is more rust than car..and no one who is cool would drive it.
guy1-hey man there goes Allaby!...guy2- ya bro he is dope as shit and is definitely not a zip zapper...
zip zapper by Drama pfaff April 24, 2011
To not show up for an event, such as a lan meet.
you wouldn't zap a lan meet for a million bucks!