Zander

Zander is a guy who will truly listen to you and care about you no matter what, he is the funniest and most charming guy ever, he will never fail to make you smile laugh and just over all feel good. He loves anyone who will actually care for him, he doesn't like fake bitches and will never talk to liars. Overall zander is a great freind and a even better boyfriend. I suggest you get your self a zander he also has a huge cock.

V- oml that guy is so nice to me, I wonder why he doesn't have a girlfriend
A- What! That's Zander, but I think he stays single to keep him self open
V- well I'm gonna try to fix that.

by Cupcake girl 184 May 6, 2017

North Zanesville

North Zanesville, Ohio. Quite possibly the best unheard of place to live in the United States. Vastly superior to Zanesville and South Zanesville. You know when you hit North Zanesville when the air becomes pure, the people are friendly and you never see a ZPD car anywhere.

1. "Are you from Zanesville or North Zanesville?"

2. "Z-ville."

1. "Oh, alright then...peace out. It's Zanesville by the way, not Z-ville. I don't hang out with want to be gangsters that Zanesville seems to be infested with. I feel dirty even saying the word gangster. Have fun playing with your monopoly money and squirt guns."

by The North Zanesville April 15, 2010

Zaneology

Besides being synonymous for "FABULOUS" , Zaneology is the Zane/Zen belief that we can all make a positive difference in the life of someone or something in some way every day.

Zaneology makes me happy and that is why I make others happy.

by ZenReporter February 4, 2010

Zander

Zander is different type of guy. One that genuinely cares. He is sweet, cute, very attractive and could win any girl over. He's always there to listen and never fails to make a girl smile.

Y/n: who was that?
Y/f/n: that was Zander;)

by Cupcake321 August 26, 2014

Zanesville

A city in Ohio filled with people who either think they’re country or think they’re a thug. It’s full of drug addicts and imbeciles and nothing good ever really come sour of here. It’s schools suck and don’t do shit so don’t send your kids to them if you’re unlucky enough to find your way here.

Would you ever visit Zanesville? Not a chance in hell.

by NilsJNygard July 23, 2018

zanetta

A really cool persons name, she will like anime and video games, and probably beat you at them.

Loving and protective, you want to be friends with one, she will always have your back.

She's also weird as hell. So be prepared!
She will make things happen. But don't piss her off!

Zanetta is Hella cool. She beat me on halo the other night.

by Lavenderking January 4, 2017

A Zander Emo

An emo prick, with stupid ginger hair that's shaved round the sides and long on the top. The long hair on the top is pulled, with reasonable force (assumed to be a form of self-harming) across the face, so as to hide one eye. Said ginger emo will walk around hitting out with colloquial, yet - strangely - not emo, banter and assume he is funny. Yet, deep down, we all know he is just another ginger emo prick.

Also note that a Zander Emo may well have a bent penis, resembling the shape of a boomerang, but usually not as big, or fun.

Therefore, to spot a Zander Emo one should simply look for the previous mentioned haircut and someone who stands side on when peeing into a urinal.

A Zander emo:- My ginger hair is fluttering in the wind and I can't get it to stay over my eye, but oh well - wan life!

- I wish I could hide my status as a paedophile better! Every time I go to the toilet, in school, I have to stand side on and everyone knows I'm staring at the children next to me! I wish I could just glance over subtly - it makes it much easier to have a wank.

- Shut up, sket!

Guy: Here mate, shut yer hole - you're a fuckin' Zander emo.

by TheDa.1 October 8, 2011