Zander

Zander is the sexiest creature to ever walk this earth. Zanders often have great hair and the best sense of humor. He knows how to make someone feel better when they are down and is a great listener. Zander often doesn't see how truly wonderful of a person he is so therefore usually dates girls way below his league. If you have ever dated a zander you should know that there's no one out there who is better than him so you should probably give up dating and die alone. Zanders are always great in bed and know how to pleasure the ladies.

Example one:

Person 1: ya know who's hawt???
Person 2: who???
Person 1: Zander!!!!
Person 2: hey thats pretty gooood

Example 2:

Person 1: Dammmnnnn Zander is a sexy motherfucker
Person 2: He's one hawt tamale
Person 1: 10/10 would smash
Person 2: I wonder if he's dtf?

by fuckmedaddy123 October 29, 2016

Zanderbanner

Morphing a co-workers head onto funny pictures from the web and exploiting them.

Did you see the latest Zanderbanner of one one where he is dancing around like a little fairy?

by Bill Frankino December 14, 2008

Zander

Zander is a sexy beast. Has a long shlong, not from Hong Kong. He’s tough in front of da boys, but put a Ginger in front of him, and you’ll say “who tf is dis?”. Everyone should get themselves a Zander.

Yo I’m hungry, I need me some Zander.

by 6SABKILLA9 October 26, 2019

Zander

zanders normally play video games but still like to play sports basketball and football zander’s are so cute and funny and smart if u find yourself a zander keep him

Molly- who’s that

Ellie- that’s zander he’s cute

by funnyperson101 November 5, 2018

zander

a man with a huge dick alo known as a zander

long rod von huge n shlong or a zander

by qwertyuiopoasdfghjklZxcvbnm, February 16, 2009

Zander

Although Zanders may give off the vibe of a stoic person at first, once you get to know one you will realize he is a sweet and intelligent person. A Zander will listen to your problems while also being completely honest with you. They have an interesting sense of humor and a loving personality, also being amazingly gentle with you in a romantic sense. He's highly appreciative of your company and the presents you give him. He is also is willing to play video games and listen to music with you. Overall he's a great person to have as company and as a partner. :)

His cock is also ginormous.

zander, the best boi

by dinosaurs100 November 21, 2019

zander la cheese lemones

DONT QUESTION THE ALMIGHTY ZANDER GOD

also dont ask for cheese lemones

i liek zander la cheese lemones. he gave me milk

by rice g0d 1337 February 6, 2018