Zoosex

The act of participating in sexual intercourse with an animal which is not normally considered a domestic or farmed animal.

1. Dude! That zebra was hitting her so hard! It was some of the nastiest zoosex I've ever seen!

2. The farmer had zoosex with a flamingo in front of his wife and prize cow.

3. Man! That chick I fucked was so ugly it was practically zoosex!

by Anonymous Vomitus December 11, 2009

Zoosexual

Random excuse to normalize raping animals in the LGBT community.
Spoilers: it's not gonna happen

person A: I'm zoosexual

everyone with a working brain: Piss off animal rapist

by CrungleChugger97 November 8, 2021

zoosk whoare

a male or female that spends most of their time on zoosk or similar internet dating sites looking for prospective shags. u meet them they seem lovely then u never hear from them again yet theyre status is always ' recently online' they are blatently chatting to 50 plus people and possibly fucking more than 10 at same time ... slag!!!

kim is a zoosk whoare i fucked him then he never spoke to me again...

by nz_girl March 4, 2010

zitosexual

Only attracted to aliens.

Ed: Hey 5 eyed alien, wanna go out? I am zitosexual!
ALien: SURE =D

by TheEdMeister December 5, 2014

Zoostomp

When you take vitamin B12 through exotic means, such as injecting it with a Zoostomper needle or digesting it by swallowing Zoostomper pellets.

"This dude got caught Zoostomping the other day."
"Yeah I heard he Zoostomps hard."

by boofcloudman November 19, 2020

Zodos

A cigarettes after sex fan & avid fireball enjoyer

Yo zodos is crazy!

by thefour4five December 25, 2021

Zoosk

Zoosk is Online dating site that occasionly has ads here on urban dictionary. The only reason i like there ads more then the others is because their is actually somewhat fine lesbians kissing.

Guy 1: What the hell, why are you on zoosk?
Guy 2: I'm meeting sum hot bitchez.
Guy 1: Dude, that shits for lesbians.
Guy 2: Whatever.
Guy 1: Yeah its how your mom met your other mom.

by Buddaah420 July 7, 2010