Zhongli is the God of Contracts who values fairness over everything else. He is the oldest archon and, despite his decision to retire, is able to still easily hold his own in combat.
he also gives big dick energy and probably has a horse cock and the sexiest archon other than raiden shogun.
he also gives big dick energy and probably has a horse cock and the sexiest archon other than raiden shogun.
by Geo daddy 🤤🤤🤤 November 24, 2021
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Get the Zhongli mug.The God of Contracts and the Geo Archon, also known as Morax or Rex Lapis. His capability of erecting a big stone pillar gave him the nickname Big Zhong Dong. Zhongli is the daddiest, sexiest, most thick-assed geo user in Genshin history. Have you seen his ass? You should, you won't regret it. Not even Arataki Itto can beat him with his boobas. Zhongli automatically makes all people within a 100 mile radius horny for his Big Zhong Dong.
by #1 Zhongli Lover November 20, 2021
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Get the Zhongli mug.A funeral consultant with the fattest, most juicy ass in the whole of tevyat, ass cheeks so fat when he moves a milimetre it creates an earthquake because of those damn fat cheeks.
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