Zhongli

hot geo dilf daddy please come home. please. very sexy man moans
very dilf, very hot, very sexy, very attractive, perfect in every way and has the most juiciest ass in genshin history. geo daddy. im on my knees. anyways.
"Lila: dude, zhongli is so hot
Sen: oh you have no fucking idea how much i thirst for him get in line
by zhonglisorder July 27, 2022
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Zhongli

A big dick fellow with a giant ass

Uses big stick to fight enemies
Sharron: Zhongli can slam his big cock into my wet, tight hole. God he makes me so wet and horny
by Zhongli'spersonalfleshlight March 24, 2022
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Zhongli

An archon with a big ass penis.
by Emmett August 06, 2021
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Zhongli

The God of Contracts and the Geo Archon, also known as Morax or Rex Lapis. His capability of erecting a big stone pillar gave him the nickname Big Zhong Dong. Zhongli is the daddiest, sexiest, most thick-assed geo user in Genshin history. Have you seen his ass? You should, you won't regret it. Not even Arataki Itto can beat him with his boobas. Zhongli automatically makes all people within a 100 mile radius horny for his Big Zhong Dong.
"Have you seen Zhongli's massive, hard pillar?"
"Depends on which one you're talking about."
by #1 Zhongli Lover November 20, 2021
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Zhongli

A grandpa who somehow has a fatter ass than half of the men in Genshin Impact. Even straight men simp for him.
zhongli? you mean that old guy with the badonkadonk?
by zhonglis left ass December 01, 2022
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Zhongli: *exists*
Simps: "Geo daddy~ "
by J•a•x February 20, 2022
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A suspiciously god-like funeral parlor consultant with the thickest, juiciest, meatiest ass any broke gacha gamer has ever seen in their entire life. Every time he so much as moves an inch his cheeks clap so loud that it summons earthquakes and puts ancient gods to their brutal demise. Upon using his elemental skill he summons a dangerously phallic looking 80-inch rock that makes enemies cream in their pants the second they get hit by it.
Mom: What are you doing?
Me: Checking out Zhongli's fat juicy ass
by Pikleztoastycrumptez02 December 30, 2021
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