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An ice smoothing machine, invented by Frank Zamboni.

noun
‘zamboni’

adjective
zambonied

verb/participle

zambonied
The zamboni had zambonied the ice, leaving it smooth and zambonied
Zamboni by ZamboniKing December 14, 2021
A Zamboni is a person (typically male of Canadian decent) that snorts cocaine in a bathroom and slurps up drinks that spill.
This is not to be confused with the Zamboni verb when someone says they’re, “going to zamboni that.”

A true Zamboni has developed such a savage addiction that it leads them to consume copious amounts of cocaine in the bathroom, which then leads to the inevitable need to slurp liquor off a table in-front of their boss.
There’s about 14 Zambonis in this company. Look around the Christmas party at midnight and you can’t miss them.
Zamboni by TheBigZamboni December 14, 2022
The act of consuming liquids spilled inadvertently on a surface with only ones mouth.
Kevin: "Hey dude you spilled coca cola all over the marble table"
Rohan: "Zamboni!!"
Kevin: "I love vacuuming liquids in my mouth from a dirty surface!!"
zamboni by Seattle2021 September 12, 2023
Not to be confused with the ice cleaner or zerbert. A Zamboni is to press one’s lips against another’s skin and blow in result of fart noises.
Person 1: I’ve got you pinned now you’re in BIG TROUBLE.

Person 2: Oh I don’t think so, ZAMBONI!

(Person 1’s abdomen ripples at the contact of person 2’s wet lips applying air pressure to said body part)
Zamboni by HughJass35277 November 20, 2023
Eg: Your zamboni’s not as big as mine pumpkin fucker
Zamboni by May_or May 27, 2025

Zamboni Pony 

Chicks that are hot for Zamboni Drivers.
Women who want to have sex with Zamboni Drivers. Are called "Zamboni Pony"
Zamboni Pony by Zamboni Operator January 15, 2014