Washing your hair in the kitchen sink. Theoretically, this method is used to avoid washing away the stench from any other areas of their body.
Typically, a Yugoslavian shower would be practiced by gypsy women, and western European women, or anyone else who may enjoy brewing a wretched body odour.
by Mikey Lein December 16, 2011
Get the Yugoslavian shower mug.The act of a woman repetitively pulling a mans erection in a voilent manor such to create rips and or tears in the penis.
guy 1:"Dude that chick is totally checking you out"
guy 2: "I dunno im still really sore from the yugoslavian yanker hulga gave me last night"
guy 2: "I dunno im still really sore from the yugoslavian yanker hulga gave me last night"
by robotron12 February 10, 2010
Get the Yugoslavian Yanker mug.bobert: yurrrr rawbert my realseph Broseph, legitimate as fuck you wanna go yugoslavian fishing for some cod clips?
rawbert: fuck nah chit im a fucking quaker, im railing these boys 60 - 0 on aerowalk man, this'll be in my new fragmovie
rawbert: fuck nah chit im a fucking quaker, im railing these boys 60 - 0 on aerowalk man, this'll be in my new fragmovie
by movebert August 21, 2022
Get the yugoslavian fishing mug.A great contry that dissapears because of some mosquito bite or something idk, I'm not a fucking history nerd
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Get the Yugoslavia mug.Vastly different than the French kiss, the Yugoslavian kiss offers more of an exotic, mind blowing experience. First, both people participating in this kiss get on their knees. In every household that participated in native Yugoslavian culture is a bowl of room temperature oatmeal by the front door. The dominant one takes a swig of the oatmeal and swishes it around their mouth. They then forcibly spit the oatmeal into the other ones mouth. The least dominant one eats a raw clove of garlic to solidify their disgusting nature. Then the can of sardines gets involved. Sometimes people will use anchovies, kipper, oysters, and tuna. The largest sardine is carefully chosen from the tin. The rest get thrown away as they are undesirable and useless. A man named Stephen Hawking blesses the sardine with a lugie. The two bite on each side and share it between their mouths as they kiss. The lesser dominant one must swallow the sardine whole when the kiss comes to an end. They both stand up, shake hands, and say the sacred statement of "The kiss was nice, next time bring rice, to hide in my fat rolls." As beautifully as the kiss started, they must depart now.
I witnessed a Yugoslavian Kiss at a wedding once. It was the most majestic activity I've ever seen. Long live Yugoslavia.
by hellobello January 7, 2024
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by crushed2pieces July 1, 2024
Get the Yugoslavian dick twister mug.Yugoslavian Stumping is where you take a survey with 100 Yugoslavian men and write down all of their penis girths. Then you take the top 5 men with the biggest girths and put them in a room with one girl. Then all at the same time they insert their penis's into her asshole. There's a ten second countdown and when it hits 0 they all ejaculate at the same time creating something called " Super Cum ". To put it in perspective, it all merges into one and shoots like a Fortnite Railgun. The Super Cum is so powerful it then shoots through the girls intestines and into her lungs. When the girl inhales from the pain the Super Cum goes through her lungs. She then coughs it out onto the floor and it gets scooped up in a cup and is served at traditional Yugoslavian weddings and festivals.
Ex 1: Yo dude I went Yugoslavian Stumping last night it was sickkk.
Ex 2: Have you ever heard over Yugoslavian Stumping before?
Ex 2: Have you ever heard over Yugoslavian Stumping before?
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