Weird Al Yankovic

one of the greatest musical geniuses of all time

Some of my favorite Weird Al Yankovic songs include "The Saga Begins," "Smells Like Nirvana," "Eat It," "Another One Rides the Bus," "Couch Potato," "Trash Day," "Fat," "Amish Paradise," "The Night Santa Went Crazy," "Your Horoscope For Today," "Albequerque," "A Complicated Song," "Ebay," "Ode to a Superhero," "Gump," and "I Love Rocky Road."

by theladiesman December 3, 2003

yankmees

Nickname for New York Yankees used by Red Sox fans.

I hate the Yankmees!
Damn Yankmees!

by rafelon January 12, 2008

Yankee candle and chill

Like Netflix and chill, but when you want to make love instead of fuck

Dude: hey baby. What me to come over to watch some Netflix and chill later?
Bae: yeah sure, but I need to feel close to you, can we Yankee candle and chill instead?

by ChiefPoof May 27, 2016

yankoid

A willing and enthusiastic resident of the United States (Derogatory)

Any Yankoid born after 1996 can’t cook. All they know is eat oil, drink burger, invade countries, commit war crimes, eat hot chip, and lie.

by thirdw0rldist October 19, 2022

the Yankee noodle

A sexual act in which hot candle wax is dripped on a man's penis. Then it is left to dry until the penis becomes studded with candle wax and then it's used during intercourse.

Man, she went crazy when I showed her the Yankee noodle. ..

by No name nun November 2, 2014

Yankton

A small town in southeast South Dakota whose claim to fame includes the following:

1. Home to Tom Brokaw, former anchor of the NBC Nightly News.

2. Football player Lyle Alzado attended Yankton College there.

3. Convicted murder of Wild Bill Hickok, Jack McCall, is buried there.

Employee: You live in Yankton?

Co-worker: (Smiling) Yep!

by Loxi July 17, 2009

Yankee spank

Smacking a Yankee hater with your penis in a show of dominance. Can be done in private or in front of a large group and may or may not also be followed up with a good teabagging.

My hoe said she preferred the Red Sox, so I had to Yankee spank a bitch.

by therealmeesh December 6, 2014