The sexiest person alive, often answers the question, "Who's Candace?" and loves to engage in Bofa circles. An all around upstanding human who likes to see something else standing (iykyk). This person will often be gone for long periods of time, leaving your whole family to question where they are.
I love to f ur mom.
Naive Person: Who?
Me: Your mom
Naive Person: Asked (haha gottem)
Me: me to f her
Naive Person: Who?
Me: Your mom
Naive Person: Asked (haha gottem)
Me: me to f her
by Dra'nakyuek, World Destroyer April 16, 2022
Probably the most over-used, unintelligent and pathetic comeback phrase and/or insult ever imaginable in all of humankind.
Not only is the useage commonly meaningless and inaccurate, it's a piss-poor and half-assed attempt at trying to offend someone who is clearly clever and better at insulting you than you are at insulting them.
The term is also pretty annoying, petty and pitiful.
Not only is the useage commonly meaningless and inaccurate, it's a piss-poor and half-assed attempt at trying to offend someone who is clearly clever and better at insulting you than you are at insulting them.
The term is also pretty annoying, petty and pitiful.
Ex:
Person #1: I see that you are overweight, unlikeable and have a horrid personality... Who taught you to be the way that you are, you skanky slut?
Person #2: Your MOM!
Person #1: I suppose that makes sense, since you've never met with my mother or have ever been acquainted with her. Whatever. You suck at making insults.
Person #2: Um... shit, I guess you're right.
Person #1: I see that you are overweight, unlikeable and have a horrid personality... Who taught you to be the way that you are, you skanky slut?
Person #2: Your MOM!
Person #1: I suppose that makes sense, since you've never met with my mother or have ever been acquainted with her. Whatever. You suck at making insults.
Person #2: Um... shit, I guess you're right.
by Brandi8888 October 04, 2011
A word used by unstable 30 year old men who spend all day in lesbian chat rooms and can no longer masturbate because of excessive raw skin...
by Jerry Rules! September 03, 2005
by i'm hungry! September 01, 2007
Aphrase which, if used correctly, can be a highly amusing insult. Often used as a come back but can sometimes just be used for the sake of it. It is not a good idea to use it on one of your siblings though as can back fire very easily.
E.G 1
Teacher: John tell me a vital condition needed for successful fractional distillation.
John: Ermm.. Your Mom!
Jack: You suck
John: I suck your mom
E.G 2
John: Hey, Jack!
Jack: What!
John: Your mom!
Jack: What the fuck!
John: Your mom.
Jack: Fuck You
John: Fuck your mom
Jack: Leave me alone
John: Only if you leave your mom alone
Etc...
E.g 3 (At a job interview)
Interviewer: So john what is your main interest
John: Well i am going to have to say...ermm... Your mom
John: OMG! You'll never guess what hapened to me yesterday!
Jack: What!
John: Your mom!
Passer By: OOH OOH You got owned!!
Teacher: John tell me a vital condition needed for successful fractional distillation.
John: Ermm.. Your Mom!
Jack: You suck
John: I suck your mom
E.G 2
John: Hey, Jack!
Jack: What!
John: Your mom!
Jack: What the fuck!
John: Your mom.
Jack: Fuck You
John: Fuck your mom
Jack: Leave me alone
John: Only if you leave your mom alone
Etc...
E.g 3 (At a job interview)
Interviewer: So john what is your main interest
John: Well i am going to have to say...ermm... Your mom
John: OMG! You'll never guess what hapened to me yesterday!
Jack: What!
John: Your mom!
Passer By: OOH OOH You got owned!!
by Ashphamy Evans August 22, 2007
Best comeback ever created.
Bob: "Hey Rick, what'd you do last night?"
Rick: "Your Mom."
or
Guy: "You're such a cunt."
Girl: "Your Mom's a cunt!!"
Rick: "Your Mom."
or
Guy: "You're such a cunt."
Girl: "Your Mom's a cunt!!"
by Master of comebacks. January 17, 2010