Slower Than Your Dad

Slower Than Your Dad is a term that is similar to Faster Than Your Mom. It is used in a lobby with friends, and describes what you say when your friend gets killed, downed or absolutely shit on. It’s really a BRUH moment!

Joseph: “360, aww fuck I’m dead”
Friend: “Come on Joseph, anytime your about to die you gotta move faster than your mom not slower than your dad! RUN THAT BITCH ASS FASTER THAN USAIN BOLT TRYING TO ESCAPE A WAR OF HERCULES VS. JESUS CHRIST.

Slower Than Your Dad by Poison2793 May 20, 2022

Your dad went to the milk store

This condition is usually when you become a Dream/Dream SMP stan.

A Living Human: "Your dad went to the milk store"
A Dream Stan: "WHAT IM CANNCELLING YOU 172.128.4.1" *FAKE IP*

Your dad went to the milk store by omaksusepic May 8, 2022

suck your dad 

literally means suck your dad.

to andrew: u can go suck your dad silly fool

suck your dad by kobiduh April 24, 2021

Your dad went to the milk store

Fat pussy

Your dad went to the milk store

Your dad went to the milk store by fakdhjfsdkFdnsjkfds May 27, 2022

Your dad is like how i enjoy my steak, rare

Your dad leaves to get a bag of sour patch kids, and 10 years later, he actually brings a 24-gallon can full of blue raspberry flavored sour path kids.

Your dad is like how i enjoy my steak, rare

Your dad is like how i enjoy my steak, rare by zaqwszsfdzsgf December 18, 2019

Suck Your Dad 

When I suck your dad so much that his stick turns purple and falls off into my mouth and I swallow it.

I suck your dad every day.

Suck Your Dad by EINHJFJUE May 23, 2023

think someone is your dad 

to be on ecstasy.
this term does not, however, maintain to all experiences on ecstasy, but only ones in which you think someone is your dad. usually occurs at school or in the mall.

(kid sees dean at school)
kid:"dad?"
dean"huh?"
(kid runs away)

so i heard you were going to the mall on ecstasy today. be careful, you might think someone is your dad.

think someone is your dad by johnnyhash1283 May 31, 2009