are you shitting on my dick?!

an exclamation used when i dont believe something or someone.

Somechick: dude carlos just called me a data enry!
Me: ARE YOU SHITTING ON MY DICK?!

by CARLOSiSABiTCH November 23, 2009

Are you shitting me

If asked as a stand alone question, it means - are you out of your f-n mind?

If asked as a question at the end of a story or scenario, it means - how can anyone on earth stoop so low!?

Are you shitting me? I mean, is this for real? How can a human beings be so dumb?

by CaptainAmetrine December 11, 2019

Are you shitting inside of me?

When something is so unbelievable that the phrase "are you shitting me?" is not enough. It demonstrates that the action taking place, or the event being described is so monstrously horrific that it literally feels like someone is taking a massive shit inside of your chest. Basically, the worst feeling ever is happening, and at this point you're questioning why the fuck.

Douche: LOL I TOTALLY RAPED THIS CHILD WITH A PITCHFORK OF AIDS
Person: ...are you shitting inside of me?
Douche: ...No? But I could be.

by JustSomeFaggot September 10, 2010

Are you shitreous?

A phrase that comes from the mixture of the emphatic expressions "no shit!" and "are you serious?" It is normally used in response to some surprising or shocking news or information. When said fast is indistinguishable from saying "are you serious?"

Aaron: Hey! I just won $1 million in the lottery.

Tom: Wow! Are you shitreous?

by perthguy April 14, 2009

are you shitriousting me?

combination of "are you serious?" and "are you shitting me?"

status:away- A) is watching lost
B) fine... ill wait then....

*an hour later*
status:away- A) is watching private practice
B) ARE YOU SHITRIOUSTING ME?

by texter21 April 26, 2009

are you fucking shitting my asshole

When you're raging in CS:GO you then will come to a complete life of swearing everytime you die and you will run out of words and make them up and create this.

*Dies for 50th time*
ARE YOU FUCKING SHITTING MY ASSHOLE!? THIS GAME SUCKS!

by EndItall666 May 29, 2018