YoMama Care

An alternative to Obama Care in which the provider renders services to your mom....for free of course!

Hey Doug, is your Erectile Dysfunction covered under ObamaCare?
No?
You should get YoMama Care.

YoMama cared for it last night

by SamuraiBoom July 14, 2015

yamara

A amazing and beautifull lady. Sweet as candy , loyal and always respectfull to ome another. A name given by the indians of brazil.

Yamara is sweet as candy

by Mrpugs May 6, 2017

Yamara

A beautiful girl who cares about her friends but is very sassy she gets it from her mexican mom or her older cousins overall her friends would never want to lose her

Him : Dude look yamara looks hot today

*yamara sees him staring at her*

Yamara : WHAT ARE YOU STARING AT PUTO

*scares them off*

*yamara looking back at her friends*

Yamara : That’s how it’s done ladies now let’s go Amigas

by JassyMora November 3, 2019

yomama

Literally, "Your" (n.) - 'an English word that is used when one person is talking to another and they want to refer to the person they are talking to in a 1st person point of view' + "Mother" (n.) - 'an English word that describes a female of a certain species that is or was capable of sexual reproduction at some point in their lives and exercised that aspect of their lives, and caused the creation and growth of a fetal offspring in their womb, egg, or pouch'; therefore, "Your" + "Mother" = the mother of a creature that a person who speaks English is referring to in a 1st person point of view. Don't you just love these literal definitions to just irritate the hell out of people?

Yomama fer shizzle my nizzle dog.

by VineyardPK May 21, 2006

Yomama

The chick I am currently banging. I do things to her I wouldn't do to a farm animal.

"Hey, let's go pick up some chicks tonight!" "No need for that, yomama is coming over"

by That Dude That Knows August 27, 2020

Yoparai

Meaning a person being bonkers or crazy. The slang Yoparai is actually spelled as “Yopparai” meaning drunk. However, I use it to describe crazy people.

*Timmy runs around the table like a monkey

You: You are a Yoparai

by CrimsonLolPro March 8, 2022

yomata

i be coolin bra ion even care bout nun

friend 1: yo how you been homie?
friend 2: yomata

by lexi, just vibin March 18, 2022