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Italian Yeast Infection 

A yeast infection that occurs from garlic, or a similar Italian vegetable or herb. Passing it from the juice or residue on any given body part, and then transferred through sexual contact, causing a yeast infection.
Man, when I made dinner for my wife last night, I got a lot of garlic juice on my fingers and ended up giving her an Italian yeast infection after I had her in the bedroom.
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One Direction Yeast Infection 

When a Directioner claims to want the D of one of the members of 1D, mainly used to insult directioners. (Not to be confused with One Direction Infection )
Bob: Oh my god Cathy, looks like you have a bad case of the One Direction Yeast Infection
Cathy: Shut up!

Your mum's yeast infection 

Extension to the ubiquitous 'your mum' reposte.

Far more effective than it's primitive cousin, with no superior. The added dimension means that any further insult will sound unwitty.
"You fucking stink"
"Your mum fucking stinks"
"Your mum's yeast infection fucking stinks"

"I fucked your mum last night"
"I fucked your mum's yeast infection last night"
Your mum's yeast infection by Ollie December 29, 2005

Kentucky Yeast Infection 

Caused by sitting on wet bleachers with yeast juice on them at the Kentucky Derby
I went to the Derby yesterday and got a Kentucky Yeast Infection from the yeasty bleacher.

Walking Yeast Infection 

Usually an overweight white woman who wears glasses and has multi colored hair . They usually will lead any protest just to fit it . Dr Jebra Faushay is a walking yeast infection.
Dr Jebra Faushay is a walking yeast infection.
Walking Yeast Infection by Fesek February 3, 2024

holly and the yeast infection 

The act of looking your mother dead in the face mid panic attack telling her you have a yeast infection after being broken up with
Oh did you hear about that girl

Yeah I heard she had to tell the story of holly and the yeast infection last night

yeast injection 

I finally got my girlfriend to let me give her a yeast injection

Omg, dude, see if she'll let you use a baggette.
yeast injection by Vezinananouplos November 22, 2009