yamaka theory

the theory that states that yamakas are a major cause of balding in the jewish community.

1-yamakas are worn around the top of the head
2-many balding jews go bald around the yamaka area

theory-yamakas block the sun's nutrients to the head, thus causing baldness

guy1- oh look that guy is wearing a yamaka
guy2- i bet hes going bald
guy1- yamaka theory?
guy2- yea

by handsomevirgil January 16, 2010

Yamaka

Jewish hat or Chinese rice bowl.

Look at that kid being ghetto. Only he would wear his yamaka backwards.

by Adolf Hacker February 28, 2010

yaykay47

mixing cocaine and ketamine into a single line

Yo bro do you ever mix them together?
Ye man its called a YAYKAY47 brrap im trippin

by gurifin October 2, 2022

Hairy Yamaka

When you cum on the back of your sex partners’ head and tear out a handful of your own pubic fuzzies and slap them on the adhesive seed to form a hairy yamaka.

Plugging my girlfriend from behind, I slapped a hairy yamaka on her in observance of Shabbat.

by placenta247 March 27, 2022

Western Yamaka

A cowboy hat that is too small for the head. It sits on the back of the head usually where a Yamaka, or Yarmulke, is traditionally worn. It can be worn by Jewish Cowboys, but the chance of seeing one with a Western Yamaka, is a rare delicacy.

Cole: Yo! Look at that scrub with that tiny ass cowboy hat! He looks like a bitch.

Frank: Are you kidding me? He is the shit! He's wearing a Western Yamaka!

by b-russell40 December 3, 2009

Yamikaze

A person of Japanese descent who has converted to the Jewish religion.

Look, its a bird, its a plane, no its a Yamikaze.

by Bizzle August 12, 2004

the yamakah condition

Also known as Septilactic-Conjuntive Turburculosis,or Torquemada's disease,the Yamakah Condition is a disorder in male pattern baldness that causes a eliptical area of hairlessness. It was a common disease during the Spanish Inquisition and has become spreading epidemic in modern day Myanmar. Although there is no known cure for this disease, scientist researching this unexplained disorder have discovered that it is most likely a mutated version of the Ebola virus.

Guy 1: Dude! Check out Emilios hair today, what up with that?

Guy 2: Actually, Emilio was recently diagnosed with Yamahkah hair, you will notice that the circular pattern on his hair will gradually grow until eventually engulfing his entire head.

Guy 1: Oh.

by Mike B May 26, 2005