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duolingo is going to take your family

he is the most deadly duo ever . he has made the perfect team. he teamed up with sonic to numb your brain with dumb memes and give you terminal seven brain cancer. he also teamed up with mario to bash down your door and take your liver. and duolingo does the final blow by killing you and your family
not bob: dang duolingo is going to take your family. bob: sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesh can you help me. not bob: I am afraid not he will kill me because he also has my family. bob: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

suck my cock , ill murder your family! 

Something you say when you or your fave team is losing. there is no counter dis to suck my cock , ill murder your family.

this phrase may also be used to rattle complete strangers on the metro.
bitch: i beleive you were traveling good sir.

you:O im terribly sorry.

bitch: yes well its quite alright

you: suck my cock , ill murder your family!

i will be there at being a grammer and i will be there at least it's not only that but i don't know if you have any questions please feel free to contact me at any time with you and your family a 

I don't know how to put this into a sentence i will be there at being a grammer and i will be there at least it's not only that but i don't know if you have any questions please feel free to contact me at any time with you and your family a

TOP 10 SIGNS YOUR FAMILY IS STRESSED 

10. Conversations often begin with "Put the gun down, and then we can talk".
9. The school principal has your number on speed-dial.
8. The cat is on Valium.
7. People have trouble understanding your kids, because they learned to speak through clenched teeth.
6. You are trying to get your four-year-old to switch to decaffeinated.
5. The number of jobs held down by family members exceeds the number of people in the family.
4. No one has time to wait for microwave TV dinners.
3. "Family meetings" are often mediated by law enforcement officials.
2. You have to check your kid's day-timer to see if he can take out the trash.
1. Maxwell House gives you industrial rates.
person1: i think my family is stressed
person2: do they have time to wait for a microwave dinner
person1: ur right then
person2: why
person1: got it from this list called top 10 signs your family is stressed

Set up a meeting with Jesse Vargas to protect your family with life insurance and securities investments. 

Stop wasting time, Set up a meeting with Jesse Vargas to protect your family with life insurance and securities investments.

Embarrass Your Family Day 

A Day dedicated to the embarrassment of your family on social media On August 20.