your mom's sweet asshole

1. The answer to any question, especially a stupid or inappropriate one.

2. What it is that I fucked last night.

1- Q: Hey, what time is it?
A: Your mom's sweet asshole.

2- After your dad gave me head last night, i finished myself off when i fucked your mom's sweet asshole.

by dirty sanchez October 11, 2004

grab your buttcheeks and pull out my willy stir your asshole like a hot bowl of chili

what a queer cowboy does.

What Would You Do If There Was A Child Right In Front Of You? “I’d grab your buttcheeks and pull out my willy stir your asshole like a hot bowl of chili.”

by aq_ua March 29, 2021

you were born from your mother's asshole, because her cunt was too busy being fucked by a dog

perhaps the most offensive and all-encompasing insult ever conceived. either Portugese or Afrikaans in origin.

dude1: go on, say "you were born from your mother's asshole, because her cunt was too busy being fucked by a dog"

dude2: you were born from your mother's assho <dude1 punches 2 in face>

by b4stard November 10, 2005

Licking your asshole

Being very close to someone else, whether in a game or physically.

“You are winning by so much, no one’s even licking your asshole.”

by Tini 7219 September 16, 2023

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by SuelTameOresuTeMato February 22, 2025

Strangle your asshole

strangling someone's asshole mean squeezing the hell out of someone's ass

when we get home tonight im gonna strangle your asshole

by StrangeSalt November 5, 2024

brown Winter in your asshole

The act of having dandruff and shit covered in your asshole.

Guy1: Why the fuck do I have whitish brown flakes in my asshole?

Guy2: Dude, do you need head and shoulders and some toilet paper? I think it's brown winter in your asshole.

by A jewish ostrich October 31, 2011