Skip to main content
This is the beginning of a copypasta of a 'Navy Seal' talking about how he's better than you
Kid 1: man you suck at Call of Duty
Kid 2: What the fuck did you fucking say about me, you little bitch?
by notavalible123 June 27, 2020
Flag
mugGet the What the fuck did you fucking say about me mug.
The original form of the expression "check yourself before you wreck yourself". It simply means that before doing something that could have negative consequences you should always masturbate.
LaBonaynayshaquiartisha: I'ma knife that manstealin ho LaFoundaquisha right in her damb ovary!
Mayonnaise: Girrrrrrrrrrrrrrlllll, you need to touch yo'self befo' you fuck yo'self!
by KKK Here to Stay! May 31, 2011
Flag
mugGet the Touch yo'self befo' you fuck yo'self mug.
Abbreviated DYFWMD, this is a phrase commonly used in place of "don't mess with me", but with a more traditional meaning of "leave my penis alone".

This saying is thought to have been originated by Duke Wellington III, after a fellow nobleman who was stricken by the Black Plague, would use his decaying hand to taunt and otherwise pester the Duke. While this was primarily in jest, after the nobleman threatened to grab Wellington's scrotum (in effect, making it fall off), Wellington fatefully proclaimed "DONT YOU FUCK WITH MY DICK!" -- then proceeded to unsheathe his rapier and chop off the nobleman's infected hand.

True to it origins, this phrase is commonly followed by an act of aggression or violence.
Masculine Form - Contemporary

Dude 1: "Hey, I'm drinking your last beer…
Dude 2: "DONT YOU FUCK WITH MY DICK!" (punches Dude 1 in the head)

Masculine Form - Traditional

Dude 1: "Give me the remote or I’ll punch you in the balls.”
Dude 2: "DONT YOU FUCK WITH MY DICK!" (punches Dude 1 in the head)

Feminine Form

Girl 1: "Damn, that's your boyfriend...he's sexy! Does he like blondes?"
Girl 2: "DONT YOU FUCK WITH MY DICK!" (punches Girl 1 in the vagina)
by munkman September 19, 2011
Flag
mugGet the DONT YOU FUCK WITH MY DICK mug.

Do you fuck with Pangea

Share definition
Know or understand what the first landmass ever was Pangea
Do you fuck with Pangea?

No

This bisch don’t know about Pangea
by !Ifoundyou! August 27, 2021
Flag
mugGet the Do you fuck with Pangea mug.