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I can't do this with you right now.

The thing your friend says when he obviously lost the argument
Lucas Dude Cmon it's obvious.
Munir I can't do this with you right now.
by Fogabolt October 11, 2019
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now you've gone and spanked the monkey

Gone too far, cross over the line, exceed moral norms.
After deliberately eating the last Ho Ho when Bill's roomate, Chuck, expressly forbade him to, Chuck responded, " Now you've gone and spanked the monkey".
by Guiseppemoondog123 December 10, 2009
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Now you know

What you say after you have informed someone with information they did not know
"Wow I never learned that men have the same thing that's inside of a vagina is inside of our assholes in my health class." "Now you know". " why didn't they teach us that? This whole time I could been using my vagina that's in my ass".
by Thm4754574 May 14, 2016
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Now you know

You use it when your friend is expressing skepticism towards some fact you've just told them, to hint that it's common knowledge and your friend is making a fool of himself by insisting to doubt it.
- "WTF" is an interjection.
- Really? I never heard of it.
- Now you know.
by Eikinkloster May 26, 2011
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you are now pregnant

You got fucked and now there's a little human in you
The doctor after he finishes in you," You are now pregnant."
by Dr. Train April 8, 2017
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I would widdawee gwiddy on you wight now bwoah

When you would (win a fight) Gwiddy on some one/thing
Person: Retard

Skyler: I would widdawee gwiddy on you wight now bwoah
by GwiddyMaster April 10, 2023
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