yoink

masturbate

I had to give the old chap a yoink before I went on a date with my mates mum, otherwise I might have jizzed all over her tight top, and thus, her wonderful norks

by chopsy May 17, 2003

Yoink

'Yoink' can be used in multiple contexts. Like if you want to say "get rekt" just say "get yoinked". If you want to say oh damn, just say oh yoinkers. If you want to say it just to say it, well say yoink.

I was playing on Roblox and I yoinked this kid to his death.

by CreatorofMind September 29, 2020

yoink

to grab you dick yoink it up and down

well i've got to go and yoink my snake

by joshua morton July 10, 2004

Yoink

To Yoink is to jack off a guy.

I reached down & gave him a yoink.

by whatrucrayzee December 29, 2005

Yoink

Yoink refers to grabbing something swiftly away from someone or someplace, adj. to steal, to take. Usually slyly with one fresh motion.

"Yoink" is a term yoinked from The Simpsons.

by Matt Dorter February 13, 2007

Yoinked

Being drunk/high enough to the point where you are clearly inebriated, but still having a killer time!!!

Let's get yoinked tonight!
I was pretty yoinked but it was a good night.

by Nikkimiguel December 15, 2016

Yoinked

When you smack someone so hard that their eyes water.

“Dang dude she just yoinked the shit outta him”

by A-money14 March 25, 2019