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Xmas

A term for Christmas used by strippers and lazy-ass punks.
Tina: Don't you love Xmas

Bill: You must be a stripper.
Tina: Dafuq
by OshyJosh December 9, 2018
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xmas

How stupid and illiterate people, as well as anyone texting who thinks they are being cute or cool or even attempting brevity spell "Christmas."
Teacher to student: "You failed the spelling test because you spelled 'Christmas' 'xmas', you fidiot."
by Echo 1 Romeo September 11, 2016
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xmas

what non religious "christians" celebrate. People who are only in it for the presents celebrate xmas. Real christians celebrate christmas. Christmas is for christian people. Everyone who celebrates xmas is a holiday stealer, because they don't even understand christmas and they're stealing it from the christian people.
-Christmas is my favorite holiday!
-U don't celebrate you stupid holiday stealer! U celebrate xmas.
by dirty little secret December 19, 2005
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Xmas

Atheists, secular or non-believers exclusion of Christ in the reference to the holiday commonly known as Christmas.
by Juman December 29, 2008
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xmas

A term used to x out christ. To take christ out of christmas and stomp on him.

A way to show that you are a non beleiver.
"merry xmas ya'll, come back to the trailer park any time. Ya'll cleaned the single wide up real nice."

no offence to those who live in manufactured homes
by christian bl January 25, 2007
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Boris Xmas Party

A Christmas party that was attended by some invited politicians and civil servants in a government building, when the country was under a lockdown, or under strict Covid rules—they needed to bring along their own spirits and snacks to avoid any suspicion of breaking the rules they had enacted for the nation to follow, if they were not attending the event virtually.
Guesstimate how many government officials in the UK took part in a Boris Xmas Party in 2020.
by MathPlus December 18, 2021
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xmas bandit

a person who steals christmas or also a quite sexy person who play the massive MMORPG game runescape.
did you see that awsome guy on runescape called xmas bandit?
by rammon October 12, 2008
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