Xbox 360

Quite possbily the worst name for a console ever.
Looks like an apple computer with a Windows OS and a bootlegged PS2 controler.
Will most likely come in second in the console race, third if microsoft screwed the pooch and did not make it backwards compatiable.
Jake- dude have you see the new Xbox....360
Ryan- fuck it dude, just call it Xbox 2, But yeah i saw it, looks like Microsoft finally figured that a console large enough to trap small children in was a bad idea.
Jake- Aye, looks like they once agian stole ideas from Apple, the bastards
by Dr.No May 18, 2005
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Microsoft's latest in total crap. 58% breakdown rate within a year. Gets red ring of death approximately every 16.31 seconds. If you buy it, you will probably end up using it as a paperweight. Totally overrated.
Guy 1: Just got a new xbox 360
Guy 2: Cool lets go play it
5 MINUTES LATER
Guy 1: This is awesome!!!
(Breaks)
Guy 2: Aww.... that sux
Guy 1: I guess it wasn't a total waste of money. Now I have a new Paperweight!
by Beastley Dude February 05, 2011
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Xbox 360

The reincarnation of the Dreamcast. A video game console doomed from the start by lack of quality games, shortages, glitching, and malfunctions.
I bought an Xbox 360 but it broke after I pressed the power button.
by Elmo3 April 13, 2006
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biggest piece of shit ever manufactured in the history of gamming consoles. It looks like shit, smells like shit, and even tastes like shit. Sony's PS3 will pwn it, no questions asked. Not because its manufactured by Microsoft, but because its just shit.
the xbox 360 might just be good enough to wipe my ass with.
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The official game console of Generation Y. Behind the Wii in sales but above the PS3 in sales, making it the 2nd place console of the 7th gen of consoles. The 360 was released in 2005, and since then everyone and their mother has one of these damn things even if they don't have games for it.

It's a pretty good console, despite the Red Ring Of Death or RRoD and the fact the Microsoft charges you to even touch the button to power on the damn thing. The controller is great, and the online community is large and active but is nothing but a place for asshole 13 year olds and bro-dudes to spread their racist homophobic shit.

It's also the stoners console of choice, and where 3rd party games sell the best.
Xbox 360 might have many problems but is still a pretty good console.
by RolphSemensDickOvensUWIDI July 10, 2011
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The best fucking machine ever invented, after the computer.
John- "I would rather play my Xbox 360 that have sex with Carmen Electra!"

Ralph- "Not sure I would do that, buddy."
by DGlaze April 11, 2007
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A complete and utter piece of technological Shite. If not properly maintained, this console WILL crash in no more than One and a Half (182.5 days)years.
disgruntled XBOX 360 gamer: "hey man, my second 360 just Red Ringed, and my warrenty Expired six months ago, while it was still in the store. I have no money to renew my warrenty, so what should I do?"

PS3 owner: "Feed your XBOX 360 full of 5.56 rounds and get a Playstation 3. Ive had mine since they were first released and it works like a charm."

Disgruntled XBOX 360 gamer: " Thanks for the advise, your a GENIOUS!!! Stand back...."BANG BANG BANG...sizzle sizzle
by Maerunes Daegon September 13, 2009
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