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Flawless slayetry

Committing slayetry effectively, without incurring any damage(I.E. none others to outshine you; haters silent). This includes chip damage( even when the haters come, it's not enough to knock you off your pivot).
All over the course of your round of Slaying.

I.E a "perfect win"
Mya: "Did you see Ivanka's outfit the other day at the restaurant the other night?"

Aaliyah: "She's committed Flawless Slayetry the last three times i have seen her!"

Mya: "I'm sure having her boyfriend pay for eveything helps."
by Careful Black Key February 13, 2019
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Flawless Victory

The pleasant and rare occasion in which after a long and sometimes stressful poo the wiper reveals a clean piece of toilet paper. No poo to speak of, it's all in the toilet.
Person one: Wow that was a fast shit!

Person two: Flawless victory man! In and out!
by whiskeybeer October 8, 2009
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Flawless Victory

Anytime one takes a shit and there is no required wiping.
Chris came back to the restaurant booth after taking a dump.
He exclaimed with great happiness, "FLAWLESS VICTORY MOTHER FUCKERS!!!"

Hi-fives were dispersed for the achievement.
by Paints July 26, 2007
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FLAWLESS VICTORY

When you grow a dick made of chocolate that ejaculates money
by epicwin101 May 18, 2009
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flawless victory

This occurs when you have completed taking a duece and when you go to wipe your ass the paper comes away pristine and white.
Grant-"Dude, yesterday I was dropping a log and when I wiped i got a flawless victory!"
by skeeter50 May 31, 2006
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Flawless

Baylor Cherry, she's Flawless!
by Seriously True November 27, 2012
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Flawless

To be completely perfect and look HOT in every way.
1. well tbh i think we should, we could easily do it! we've just gtta keep our private things between us, go for us that are HOT and make sure we're friendly, lovely,

chatty and social and make ourselves flawless

2.

Person A) I'm stuck on 3 down. The clue is "synonym of cunt"

Person B) Easy, it's "flawless"
by Banana Twatburn April 23, 2010
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