Milk wump

Milk wump: "HA! I just milked wumped Mrs. Lichtenfeld in between the boobs!"

by Bigdaddy James January 25, 2009

Gumble wump

by Brobro99 March 29, 2021

a texas term meaning one who sits on a fence (ie his mug is on one side of the fence and his wump in on the other)

alt. a fence straddler

I have not heard the candidate state her position clearly even once. What a mug wump!

by Stella Lafayette December 3, 2004

Describes listening to Fall Out Boy music. Comes from Pete ((W))entz and Patrick St((ump))

We're totally going to wump this weekend!!!

Ready to wump while listening to Infinity on High?

by Chlamois February 10, 2007

To slap across the face (mug) with an erect or semi-erect penis, usually before or after oral sex.

She was feeling pretty frisky, so just for fun, I gave her a big wet mug wump after I blew my load in her face.

by Harry Armpit February 2, 2010

When you wank inside your pants and don't wash your penis, you penis starts smelling real bad. That smell, is called the wump wump smell.

Man. I couldn't get that wump wumpoff Me dick for 3 days.

by Ary130904 March 29, 2018

A person so fat they look like a honey baked ham.

Alyssa: What am I?

Paul: Honey you're a tubby-wump-um. But do not worry, so am I.