Milk wump

To throw a carton of milk at someone at full force.

Milk wump: "HA! I just milked wumped Mrs. Lichtenfeld in between the boobs!"

by Bigdaddy James January 24, 2009

Gumble wump

My brother jack

Every family has a gumble wump.

by Brobro99 March 29, 2021

mug wump

a texas term meaning one who sits on a fence (ie his mug is on one side of the fence and his wump in on the other)

alt. a fence straddler

I have not heard the candidate state her position clearly even once. What a mug wump!

by Stella Lafayette December 3, 2004

Wump

Describes listening to Fall Out Boy music. Comes from Pete ((W))entz and Patrick St((ump))

We're totally going to wump this weekend!!!

Ready to wump while listening to Infinity on High?

by Chlamois February 12, 2007

mug wump

To slap across the face (mug) with an erect or semi-erect penis, usually before or after oral sex.

She was feeling pretty frisky, so just for fun, I gave her a big wet mug wump after I blew my load in her face.

by Harry Armpit February 1, 2010

Wump

Someone with the hottest breath imaginable. Also, they’re like sloth from the goonies, but gay.

A: “that faggot just touched me bro”
B:”oh shit bro, he’s such a wump, bro”

by FuckingFuck2 May 19, 2019

Wump

Psychic violation

I brought a Wump to the business meeting to read the room.

by nARkwS& July 23, 2022