Tufty wump

A generally annoying person; an ignoramus

Don't be such a tufty wump or you'll get the bish bish bish

by Hasbeengineer July 12, 2021

Milk wump

To throw a carton of milk at someone at full force.

Milk wump: "HA! I just milked wumped Mrs. Lichtenfeld in between the boobs!"

by Bigdaddy James January 24, 2009

Gumble wump

My brother jack

Every family has a gumble wump.

by Brobro99 March 29, 2021

mug wump

a texas term meaning one who sits on a fence (ie his mug is on one side of the fence and his wump in on the other)

alt. a fence straddler

I have not heard the candidate state her position clearly even once. What a mug wump!

by Stella Lafayette December 3, 2004

mug wump

To slap across the face (mug) with an erect or semi-erect penis, usually before or after oral sex.

She was feeling pretty frisky, so just for fun, I gave her a big wet mug wump after I blew my load in her face.

by Harry Armpit February 1, 2010

Wumping

When a little baby moves their arms and legs simultaneously when they’re excited.

Look, Lauren’s wumping because she saw her favourite toy!

by R. Falangey December 30, 2018

Wump

A forceful, often clunky or unwieldy, movement, used to describe actions with weight.

*getting ready for a fight* “alright, you ready for a good wumpin’? Get ready for the haymaker!” *wumps you on the head*

“Could you please keep it down in there!? I can hear you wumping around your room and it’s driving me insane!”

by Zizoman123 July 9, 2021