Tufty wump

A generally annoying person; an ignoramus

Don't be such a tufty wump or you'll get the bish bish bish

by Hasbeengineer July 12, 2021

Milk wump

To throw a carton of milk at someone at full force.

Milk wump: "HA! I just milked wumped Mrs. Lichtenfeld in between the boobs!"

by Bigdaddy James January 24, 2009

Gumble wump

My brother jack

Every family has a gumble wump.

by Brobro99 March 29, 2021

mug wump

a texas term meaning one who sits on a fence (ie his mug is on one side of the fence and his wump in on the other)

alt. a fence straddler

I have not heard the candidate state her position clearly even once. What a mug wump!

by Stella Lafayette December 3, 2004

mug wump

To slap across the face (mug) with an erect or semi-erect penis, usually before or after oral sex.

She was feeling pretty frisky, so just for fun, I gave her a big wet mug wump after I blew my load in her face.

by Harry Armpit February 1, 2010

Wump

Someone with the hottest breath imaginable. Also, they’re like sloth from the goonies, but gay.

A: “that faggot just touched me bro”
B:”oh shit bro, he’s such a wump, bro”

by FuckingFuck2 May 19, 2019

Wumps

Uh oh, or boo hoo moment

“Hey you can’t shit on the Ricky piss couch”
“Wumps!”

by Suggy45 September 13, 2023