woobersnatcher

another term for cock blocker

damn when i was talking to that bitch that foo be acting like a woobersnatcher.

by Jokiiee August 6, 2007

Coobage Pooch Wooner

A penis that is extremely shriveled with flaps of skin bunched up around it making it look like a head of cabbage.

Is that guy smuggling vegetables in his pants? No, he's just got a coobage pooch wooner.

by Coobage February 11, 2010

wooler

A marijuana joint.

Most notably used in lyrics by the Beastie Boys and NWA.

I rolled me a wooler as I decided whether to crack open the Brass Monkey or the eight ball.

by Andrew S April 8, 2004

woperchild

Wo-per-child

Woperchild is the politically correct way to say woman.

The reasoning is as follows:

Wo-"man" is not ok because it has man in it. So you say, "wo-person." But you can't say per-"son" because son is too male dominant. So you say per-child.

Hence, woperchild. Guaranteed not to offend even lesbian per-children of color.

Some of my woperchildren friends were helping me last night to feel shame about the fact that I am a heterosexual white male devil.

by vox monitor July 21, 2005

Wooser

Awesome Loser! An endearment for loved ones exhibiting silly behaviour.

(someone you love does something amusingly silly)

You: Aaw honey, you're such a wooser!

by Elgondor June 11, 2011

Woofer Therapy

The process of playing with or petting a dog when you feel bad or depressed, and you feel better almost instantaneously

I'm having a bad day. I need some woofer therapy to get through

by 77senor77siete77 May 15, 2021

Wooter

A Wooter is a person who understands that great things never come from staying in your comfort zone. A Wooter believes in staying active, meeting new people and unlocking new experiences.

"Hey look at those Wooters over there playing volleyball; lets go join them!"

by godoit December 29, 2014