Wompus

a vagina with balls

yo dylan you have a nasty wompus

by jp321 January 20, 2021

wompus

WHA-UM-PUSS. Noun. Adj.

A particular being and/or entity that tells very long and often, hard to believe stories, in and around the greater Oklahoma City metro area.

"Dude. I saw Wompus last night!" "Dude. Dont feed wompus, he'll start calling again."
"Since, when did you get all Wompus on me?"
"Tammy is over there. He's all wompused out dude.

by Mr Bob Dobalina October 22, 2007

golden wompus

a extremely freaky nerd. They usually have no lives.

a golden wompus are usually guys who play with computers all day for no particular reason.

by Maddy Gillespie May 3, 2008

Wompus

n. wom-puhs

The Wompus is a status imposed upon the person(s) designated in one of two ways:
1) by a group or represenative decision.
2) by being the last person(s) to Womp the predecessor(s).

Joshua suddenly declared, "James is the Wompus!" and everyone proceeded to Womp him, excpet Ben, who was then declared the new Wompus.

by Falkan August 7, 2005

wombous

Scraggly boy-short red hair on a female body?...that looks 60+ years old.

My hair looks wombous!

by ImYourBoss May 3, 2009

Wompus

A term popular with snowboarders, skater, skiers and other outdoor athletes in the Pacific Northwest to describe a session that was so awesome and indefinably gnarly that the athlete themselves cannot recount the adventure fully in words (and is likely just happy to still be alive).

Brauj 1: How was your backcountry ski trip? I heard there was an avalanche up there.
Bruaj 2: It was AMAZING and completely wompus--I'm still processing...

Brauj 1: I'm just happy you're still with us. Let's go get a bite to eat.

by IPAking March 25, 2016

Wompus

It is A NorwegianYouTube Channel.

Hey Wompus!

by YouTubeChilds May 19, 2017