woemanizer

A man who tries to overcome his sorrow and grief with an unending string of women.

Everyone judged him for the number of women who came into and out of his life. It felt to be the only way he could banish his unremitting woe, from losses and pain he could never share. He was a woemanizer, and he alone understood why.

by Monkey's Dad October 3, 2021

wokemcrip

Pronounced (Woke-em-crip)
A crips alarm clock in the morning

Woke up at crip o clock from my wokemcrip alarm clock

by Anonymous69.0 August 17, 2019

womem

The amazing spelling of the word “women”. Of course, Donald Trump tweeted the word with the mistake.

Donald Trump: I love womem!

by frickingfrick November 17, 2019

Wokémon

A woke man

Emma (longingly): I need more enlightened spiritual people in my life :(
Brad (rolling his eyes): gotta catch 'em all!
Emma (annoyed): what?
Brad (explaining): ya know, college freshmen whose hearts are fuller than their heads, 'woke af' bros, woke'men. ...Wokémon!

by Lykho April 2, 2019

Woeman

A female that acts like a male, and has male features

Helga is a woeman, because she has a beard

by Carlo Caluya June 16, 2003

wifemeat

1) Woman treated the way a cave-man Muslim or Russian man would regard her, as property, "like a piece of meat" or trophy-wife.

2) Your wife's twat, referring to "her" as wifemeat, like saying she's just a walking wet-slot.

1) Wifemeat better have the kids bathed, the house cleaned and the dinner made when I get home from the bar after work or she's going to get another black eye.

2) I'm goin' to get me some wifemeat tonight. I'm ready to fill that fish taco with sour cream.

by evilCARNevil September 23, 2011

WOFLMAO

WOFLMAO is a mix between LMAO and ROFL it means "wolling on floor laughing my ass off!"

Person A = aggh i poked myself in the eye with a massive stick!

Person B = WOFLMAO u ass!

by Tom & Sara May 23, 2007