wireless

adj. Without wires.
n. An object not requiring wires

adj. Sex without adequate protection.

Jimmy got it on with Kelsie last night. They were wireless.

by Xtra_Zero December 1, 2004

Go wireless

When a chick is sucking dick and she goes hands off.

Hands free while sucking off your partner.

Damn Gina...go wireless bitch...go wireless!

Holy fuck dude, Jenna likes to go wireless after the gin and juice.

Last night was so fucked up, I told Fuk Mi to go hands free on my cock. That bitch hooked me up like the operator.

by cgirl1 December 13, 2009

verizion wireless

verizion wireless is poor fucking excuse for a internet service provider they go around saying how they are the best ever well fuck them they suck so fucking bad

peice of shit verizion wireless

by no one that u know January 17, 2009

Verizon Wireless

A shit phone company who makes you pay $75 for insurance and then when your phone breaks because Verizon does not manufacture their phones to last, you are chagred another $50 and then get sent a phone in which the keys do not work. You then must pay another $10 to have them transfer your information to your new shit phone but all the games and internet service you paid for do not go through, and have to pay $5 per game and even more on the internet. Photos also do not get transferred over even though you paid more than Verizon's employees get in a year.

This company mostly highers rude fat employees, who make you feel like you are the most retarded person in the world for asking a question.

This company is on the list of top companies to be burned down.

Verizon Wireless needs to go suck a fat one.

by bkmjtz January 16, 2010

wireless

A blow job, as in hands free. Getting wireless. This has replaced 'brain' as the newest term for blowjob.

That sorority house has great reception. You can get wireless in almost every room.

by matt 2879 September 7, 2006

wirelessless

A vary rare state of existence in today's world where one is without wireless internet, like the olden days where people had to look at what was physically in front of them and engage in some form or the other, most commonly people talked to each other.

I heard back in the day of wirelessless kids used to play outside, with each other, can you imagine?!

by El Pescador November 27, 2016

Wireless pizza

Pizza without any wires attached, so you can have it on the go. See also Boneless Pizza.

Guy 1: Damn u got pizza?!
Guy 2: Yeah, and it’s that new wireless pizza too.

Guy 1: Wow what’s that taste like?
Guy 2: It tastes like pizza.

by human-potato_hybrid March 17, 2020