Betty Windsor

The supposed "commoner name" of the reigning Monarch of England, Wales, Scotland, Northern Ireland, and the Commonwealth Realms.

People who call Queen Elizabeth II "Betty Windsor" are either anti-monarchy, small-r republican, apathetic, or satirists.

English monarchist: Her Royal Highness will visit this august country of Canada in a fortnight.

American: Dude, I just go to school here. I'm not Canadian. Why should I care anyway? Betty Windsor's just a person, like anyone else.

English monarchist: How dare you sully our most Serene and Exalted Monarch of the United Kingdom and the Commonwealth Realms with a made-up commoner name!

American: Let's get real. She eats out of Tupperware every morning at breakfast.

by poorbrokegradstudent December 28, 2011

Windsor Ballet

Thinly veiled euphemism for the many strip clubs and exotic dancers in Windsor, Ontario, Canada. Occasionally shortened to ballet.

"Be sure to bring fistfuls of U.S. dollar bills. We're headed across the border to spend the evening at the Windsor Ballet."

by ChrisB-52 June 22, 2006

windshield shark

The small, shark-fin-shaped portion of the bottom of a car's windshield where neither wiper blade can reach, thus resulting in a perpetual shark-fin-shaped area of filth.

Aww man...my windshield shark is gettin' pretty dirty.

by Daewoo Q. Android August 23, 2007

%windir%

Shortcut in windows to go to windows directory

%windir%\system32\drivers\etc\hosts points to the hosts file on your windows installation. Usually
C:\windows\system32\drivers\etc\hosts

by Sohmageek August 15, 2005

dutch windsor

The act of giving a hand job while someone ties your tie or receiving one while you tie their tie

Freds dick was raw after tying the entire wedding parties ties with Dutch Windsors

by terminal288 June 5, 2016

west windsor

A town filled with Asians who belive they are white. It is commonly associated with Instagram pictures of Starbucks.

Hey let's get some Starbucks and take pictures of it, while we are waiting for likes we can do homework! #west windsor

by 1234574 December 12, 2013

paint the windshield

When a man ejaculates on a woman's glasses while she is wearing them. She usually has her eyes open.

Katie had her eyes wide open and watched Tyler stand over her and paint the windshield.

by nsag March 27, 2009