wilf

Whale
I'd
Like
To
Fuck

Thaaarrrr she blows!! im gonna catch that wilf even if it ate my right leg!

by youtouchmytralala October 31, 2007

WILF

(wolf I'd like to fuck) when someone you'd like to fuck believes their a wolf or is a wolf in true form

"damn brad is a wilf."
"Yea I bet his hairy wolf bussy is so tight"

by WolfpackUwU April 21, 2022

Wilf

This word describes someone as being good at most things except learning because he is braindead.

Oi mate you see that guy over there he is a Wilf.

by ltsmepuppet November 1, 2019

WILF

'Willy I'd like to fondle'

Female version of MILF (or something like that)

"Look at the size of that package - now theres a WILF"

by Photon October 3, 2004

wilf

What is Life For? band hailing from Gosport, Hampshire, UK
Influences; Strung Out, Incubus, S.O.A.D, Foo Fighters, Red Hot Chilli Peppers etc.

WILF incubus jamming with the chili's while billy talent and the foo's have noisy sex in the corner!

by quis est vita pro? September 19, 2009

WILF

Widow I'd like to fuck

Man, I went to that funeral last week end and even though it was my best friend in the coffin, all I could think about was how his wife has become a total WILF!

by Loutre August 23, 2015

Wilf

Widow I'd like to fuck

Did you do that wilf last night ?

by Fletch1975 June 18, 2018