wifebeater party

Party featuring frat boys in wifebeaters, thrown in brotherly comradery with southern country boys who represent all-american ideals of rugged individualism and brotherhood. Wifebeater parties are great opportunities to show off one's toned muscles, manly musk, and fully re-grown armpit hair (shaved at initiation), especially to the ladies and fraternity brothers.

I've never seen as many fratboy armpits as I did at last night sweet wifebeater party!

by Dylan Dude December 13, 2007

Wifebeater (sex move)

Having anal sex with a woman after she shat. Then sticking your penis into her eyes to make it look as though she has black eyes.

Charlemagne: Yo dawg i pulled the wifebeater (sex move) on my girl last night.

Stephen Hawking: Haha man, that is tight. hopefully she washed it off after

by TheWierdestKid July 28, 2009

Willy Wifebeater

A guy that thinks he's tougher than you because he wears a wife beater even though they were only cool for a week or two back in 1996. This is usually accompanied by a series of unoriginal tatoos that can be found on any kid that dropped out of high school between the years 1992-1997

Nice tatoo Willy Wifebeater...oh shit run he's gonna kick our ass!

by T-Bone February 14, 2005

Russian Wifebeater

Stella and Vodka.

"The last thing I remember is drinking a Russian Wifebeater. Now I've lost everything I once held dear."

by The Defendant November 10, 2011

wife-beater-status

An adjective used to describe someone who is jacked and has just the right chest and ab muscles to fit perfectly into a wife beater. In addition to chest and abs, arms (biceps, triceps, and deltoids) must also be tone and muscular. Obtained by using the bench-press and doing push-ups.

JT: Dude, going to the gym is going to get us to wife-beater-status!
KD: Yeah man, got to keep hitting the bench-press.
JT: Don't forget about push-ups.

KD: True son.

by JTandKD June 25, 2009

Wife Beater Course

A class or course so simple and passable that it's as easy as beating your wife.

Hey Bro, did how was ECON 101?

That class was literally a wife beater course my guy.

by Rom Tunde C*ck June 10, 2022

wife beater

form fitting white ribbed tank top worn by men; looks good on well-built fellas, pathetic on skinny fellas, and disgusting on fat beer bellied fellas

Brad Pitt looks damn good in a wife beater.

by youri August 2, 2003