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Easter Worshipper

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A politically correct euphemism used to refer to Christians physically violently attacked by terrorists not of the faith of Christianity, without having to acknowledge the facts that Christians can be victims of violence and that Non-Christians can be perpetrators of violence against Christians, thus preserving the narrative of intersectionality.
"On this holy weekend for many faiths, we must stand united against hatred and violence. I'm praying for everyone affected by today's horrific attacks on Easter worshippers and travelers in Sri Lanka." - A former female presidential candidate who was fully backed by the mainstream media and by her openly socialist front runner "opponent" in the same political party, and still lost to a politically incorrect straight white christian male despised by the mainstream media.
by Some Purpledude April 22, 2019
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ass worship

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To get down on one's knees and bury your face in someone's luscious ass, paying tribute to its bootylicious perfection.
Anam's ass was so magnificently round and sexy that I was motivated to perform ass worship for many, many hours.
by leannan02 July 21, 2006
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internet worship

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when you encounter the work of a certain band, athelete, celebrity, fauxlebrity, or anybody of the sort that you take to and scour the internet for more work or information from this gripping personality. Checking their twitter, looking on their non-micro blogs, checking out photos, wikipedia page, myspace, and youtube videos. Also known as stalking by internet.
Dude 1 (After watching transformers)- Before I fapped off to her, I totally practiced internet worship on Megan Fox. I went all over youtube and google images and read her wikipedia page and all that shit before I passed out wanking to her FHM shoot.

Dude 2- Yo sounds cool. Promise me you want stalk her and/or murder and rape anybody as a product of the stalking.

Dude 1- All best are off bro, I'm high on internet worship.
by el hombre 123 June 27, 2009
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white worship

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When a female (that is not Caucasian) dates Caucasian males exclusively.

Predominantly occurs with Asian females.
Ron : Why did Cynthia propose to her boyfriend after a few months of dating?
Michelle : Didn't you know? She's a white worshiper.
by Lil Kep September 20, 2020
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to vomit repeatedly, especially after getting sloshed
After the frat party last night my roommate was down the hall worshipping the porcelain god for most of the night.
by mandingoe April 26, 2004
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The act of being nice to a whore, even after she didn't swallow.
This is a fancy hooker motel, Jeff. They expect only the highest whorespitality.
by TX Pete February 27, 2019
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whoresnop

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whoresnops are fans of the lead singer of Asking Alexandria (band), Danny Worsnop.
i'm a whoresnop for life
by whoresnopforlife March 15, 2011
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