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New Zealand Whoopie Cushion

When a woman is having sex with three men at the same time and all holes are being occupied, and a fourth man would like in on the action. Since all holes are occupied, the man sits on the woman's stomache like a whoopie cushion and pops out all three penises, thus getting the woman to himself and ultimately excuting the New Zealand Whoopie Cushion.
I walk in my house to find my girlfriend having sex with three men, but instead of fetching a steak knife, I use my common sense and simply sit on my girlfriend's stomache, ejecting all three penises and getting my girlfriend back. The three men are then so amazed by my execution of the New Zealand Whoopie Cushion that they applaud me and leave.
by Flynny500 June 2, 2011
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Wheeling Whoopie Cushion

A male firmly places his mouth over his partners vagina forming a seal, he then blows, forcing air into the vaginal cavity and proceeds to have anal sex with his partner doggie style causing her to queef sporadically. queef doggy style anal sex
Ben likes to do the Wheeling Whoopie Cushion while hogging.
by patrolmangrier June 30, 2008
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