whitelock

a truly scary but hilarious man who should have been given his own television show the minute his butt hit the floor on the day he was born.

has an unholy love for the constitution

Mr. Whitelock gave me detention because I dropped the social studies book, which contains the constitution

by Carrot June 20, 2006

Whiteface Salad

The act of eating semen out of one's butthole.

Ted: How'd it go with Shellie last night Pete?

Pete: Well i'm glad you asked, Ted. After dinner, in a true gentleman's fashion, i watched Raúl fuck her in the ass until climax before she gave me a whiteface salad in front of him.

by Substance D August 17, 2011

Whiteneck

An urban dweller who is dismissive of rural living but emulates living a rural life. Example they buy their "healthy food" in pre-packaged boxes which are shipped to them. They own a pickup but only haul furniture home from Ikea.

You might be a Whiteneck if ... You own a pickup but you've only ever hauled furniture from Ikea.

by Incslinger August 20, 2013

whitewalking

The way in which a white person walks; usually defined by speedwalking, quick, awkward movements, and cutting off those he or she is walking with. Whitewalking most commonly occurs when rounding corners or in crowded areas where a white person feels the need to find his way to the head of the walking group, using any means necessary.

I can't walk to class without getting harassed by whitewalking.

In the quad, whitewalkers cut me off again.

by Dane Canada May 15, 2006

WhiteHawK

A being of such fantastic ability and skill, that most fall far beneath him in awe. A being that others wish they could be like in any aspect: someone above you.

"xil-ar1z rides WhiteHawK's rail"
<WhiteHawK> Thanks for riding Air-HawK
<xil-ar1z> OMFG !?!?! I didn't know anyone could be THAT good! I'm going to hang your poster on my ceiling WhiteHawK!!! <3

by WhiteHawK February 6, 2003

Whiteface

It’s not real.

White chicks is white face

Me: whiteface is not a thing. There is no definition of whiteface in the real dictionary and there is no history of such thing.

by The Debunker July 11, 2020

whiteface

something that does not and will never exist. period.

Whiteface has no existence considering that fact that it has NO historical background or oppression behind it.

by ccanonymous May 1, 2020