Jay-Whiteout

When you pass out with fear halfway through banging a stranger , because she then tells you she loves you and proceeds to rape you whilst maintaining unbroken eye contact at all times.

"Are you enjoying this? Really?"
"Yeah of course, im in love with you"
"wow, thats weird, iv known you 5 minutes. Im leaving."
"Oh no you arnt"
"No... NO... AAGGGH, Jay-Whiteout!!"

by JackPoynter2009 December 13, 2009

Jerrod whiteout

The process of ejaculating into a woman/ man, and proceeding to suck the sperm out, and spiting it on their face

I was fucking this girl, and I did the ™ jerrod whiteout on her

by WaistWords October 22, 2018

Whiteout Wednesday

A day every week in which White supremacists all around the world get to celebrate their beliefs by posting a white sqaure on social media.

tom: hey bob look what shakira just posted on her story
bob: why she posting a black square for?
everyone knows its whiteout wednesday!

by Racist AF July 25, 2021

mountain dew whiteout

Due to the fact this majestic drink was white as a theme to winter, it is likely that this special drink was bestowed upon humanity by a snow angel. This drinks specific godly taste is unknown, but it is so amazingly angelically good that even it could make anyone get into the Christmas spirit, but can still be drunken at any season in which you will end up feeling something wonderful flow down your gullet.

Guy 1: I'm confused why that guy seems so happy right now, it's the Great Depression
Guy 2: He just had a Mountain Dew Whiteout that stuff makes anyone happy
Guy 1: Well, that explains why he's happy but why is the drink white?
Guy 2: To say it's like he's in the Christmas Spirit
Guy 1: I NEED THIS STUFF!1!!11!!!!1!

by Techn0Llama May 21, 2018

Whale Watch Whiteout

While having sex with a fat chick one makes whale noises then proceedes to ejaculate on her face and scream "WHALE WATCH WHITOUUUT!!!" This is usually reserved for "bag it and tag it" girls, not one you wish to pursue a relationship with.

"WHALE WATCH WHITEOUT" Ewwwww GRANT what did you just DO to me?

by What Grant did to her May 13, 2011

Whiteout

The act of getting so completely fucked up on alcohol that you can't function like a normal human being for the next 3-5 days.

Man I was having a good time over the weekend until I had a whiteout.

by Nbadrb August 26, 2009

new jersey whiteout

When one sucks the cum out of another and spits it onto their face.

You gave Jon a New Jersey Whiteout? I feel bad for you.

by Disgusting Gremlin Jon January 30, 2021