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White Sox 

The MLB Team that runs Chicago. Can’t get above .500 and owns Aroldis Chapman.
Let’s watch the White Sox vs Red Sox!

Loses 16-3

Let’s watch Yankees vs White Sox!
Wins 5-0
White Sox by poopypuppyeyes June 19, 2022

white sox fan

a typically obnoxious person who claims to be a better baseball fan than all cubs fans. this person generally would rather see the cubs lose than the sox win. these people, however, have been proven to be too concerned with baseball, to the point that they have made their stadium ugly in order to not distract from the game and seem to enjoy having housing projects around their stadium rather than the great bar scene of wrigleyville. they also seem to be too concerned with baseball to advance in the working world, and often end up working under cubs fans.
white sox fan: "hey son, let's run on the field and attack a 60 year old first base coach"
son of white sox fan: "but dad, i want another beer"
white sox fan: "shut up kid, we're gonna be on TV"

white sox fan: "hey the cubs are losing"
cubs fan: "get back to work or i'll fire you"
white sox fan by anchorman July 31, 2008

White Sox Fans 

Pepole to be the victims of non-stop harassment by Cubs fans, yet when one looks at chicago cubs or chicago cub fans, these white sox fans are rather vulgar in their bashing of cubs fans.
Cubs fan #1: Hey, did you ever notice that despite making one play-off appearance since 1999, Cubs fans are more supportive than White Sox fans, whose team won a championship in 2005?
Cubs fan #2: No, I'm usually distracted by a sox fan's legendary body odor.
White Sox Fans by Carozza August 23, 2007

White Sox hat 

If a man is wearing a white Sox hat he is signaling that he is gay and letting other gay men know that he is on the market.
“Bro did you see Logan wearing that white Sox hat?”
Yeah bro I didn’t know he was gay”
White Sox hat by Playaplaya July 24, 2022

Chicago White Sox 

MLB team in bsed in Chicago, on the southside with better consistency, not as strong of a fanbase, or having a better ball park than the Cubs, though the Sox have better food. The Sox have won more World Series than the Cubs (3 to 2), though the Cubs have more games and have a better win percentage, though the Sox have a better win percentage in the Crosstown Series, see there's no way of generalizing it, and I care about Baseball and I've liked the Sox my whole life, and I'm not some dumb ass fair weather fan, so please sox fans thumb this up so we can have one positive definition, and please Cubs fans hear me out and understand. They are a great team.
Since my parents are from the south side and moved to the north suburbs, I knew more Cubs fans, more of my friends are Cubs fans, fuck, I 've even been to quite a few of their games, but still I'm loyal to my team and stop stereotyping some of our fans, I've known as many wealthy Sox Fans as much as I've known wealthy Cubs fans. The Chicago White Sox are an amazing team.

Chicago White Sox 

The lesser of two baseball teams in Chicago. Cannot fill their stadium, unless the Cubs are playing at the well named "Cell". Players will take bribes to "fix" a world series. Fans attack elderly coaches from opposing teams. Owners encourage fans to cleanse their repugnant bodies by showering at the ballpark. One Hall of Famer, Frank Thomas, in the last 40 years.
J.R. "Since my basesball team will win this World Series, if they don't take a bribe,let's call for a lockout!"
Chicago White Sox by Pud June 27, 2005