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Before you were born

What parents say to get a rise out of you
Ahh, Before you were born the good ol days
by ChickenChocker69 January 30, 2023
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If I'd known you were coming, I'd have shaved my beard

Da "parody on da cake-baking saying" remark dat you smilingly say to a cute chick whom you've unexpectedly met somewhere, and you are savoringly pressing her soft warm palms against yer fuzzy cheeks.
I always love joking around about, "If I'd known you were coming, I'd have shaved my beard" wif pretty girls whom I befriend; said humorous remark always gets da biggest amused giggle-fits outta dem.
by QuacksO October 22, 2023
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Beat Someone Like If You're Were His/Her Daddy

Kicking someone ass severely. Just like one of his parents would do it.
I Beat Valery's ass just like if I was her mom.
by Saints March 11, 2005
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