Whaling

Whaling

He is lying he is whaling

by Biggie99 August 21, 2023

Whaling

Whaling is a game where a couple of friends go out on the town and try to hook-up with larger women. When they spot a larger woman they all yell "Thar she blows!" The last guy to yell the phrase, had to then try to hook up with the woman.

Hey guys, who wants to go out "Whaling" this weekend. Last weekend I picked up a 400 pounder.

by ManOnFire3223 February 16, 2024

Whaling

The art of picking up fat bitching, (the whale) in a large car (like a Lincoln town car or similar ie a boat). Once the whale has been landed you harpoon it till your semen flood into its blow hole. However, unless you are Japanese please practice catch and release.

Me and the boys gassing up the old Lincoln and going whaling tonight.

by TenshiAkurei June 30, 2025

Whaling

To slide down a Overweight persons shit covered back crevasse and moaning like a baby beluga whale

Tim: Hey howd that date with that fat chick go
Greg: y'know, a little stinky but pretty fun. you should also try out whaling.

by ProudWhyteSupremysist July 31, 2025

Whaling

Laying naked on your bed after a hot shower letting the ceiling fan dry you off.

I told him to just come in, the door was open, I was whaling and I wasn’t quite dry yet.

by UnionSuitHero November 2, 2025

Whaling Instructor

A master whaler. One who is proficient enough to make their career out of teaching others the art of whaling. The best of the best have the life long ambition of landing Moby Dick.

I can't believe you took advice from Bill Davies. You need a pick up artist dude. Not some fucking whaling instructor

by burr killer October 15, 2010

Whaling Up

The morning after a night out, you roll over, and see the whale you brought home last night. Variant of the phrase 'waking up'

Tylor's gonna be whaling up tomorrow morning if he takes her home!

by dijondude February 19, 2015