Wagging

To ditch an event or school
"Hey Damo,what did you do on Tuesday?"
"I fucken wagged school because i'm a real Aussie cunt"
"Hey maybe you shouldn't wag school"
"HEY SHUT YOUR BLOODY MOUTH BEFORE I MAKE YOU.Wagging is what a true aussie does,unlike you Clancy"

"Wagging is what a dipshit bogan does because he hates school,and i'm a dipshit bogan that hates school"

by Wagging April 4, 2015

gypo waggon

noun; The prefered mode of transport of the gypo, usually a 4x4. Gypo waggon drivers are generally violent if provoked and have a short fuse. They sometimes have access to tools such as hammers and crowbars and it is foolhardy to enter into a quarrel with them.

Andy: "You look a bit shaken up."

Geoff: "Some cunt in a gypo waggon just threatened to kill me."

by sooner_gooner July 13, 2009

the tail wagging the dog

This means that the least important part of a situation has too much influence over the most important part.

Bob:Honey, let's buy new purple carpet to match the purple lamp shade.
Wife:This sounds like the tail wagging the dog.

by Mojo maniac October 9, 2008

whagti

A whagti is a cute, small creature often found in grocery store parking lots, Kazakhstan, and Scranton, PA.

Several whagtis were used in a resent PopTarts commercial.

by whagtigirl November 24, 2011

Faggy waggy pow wow

Faggy waggy pow wow is a term used to describe gay sex and or to offend others.

Roommate- why don't you and Greg take your faggy waggy pow wow far away from me

by Eric.Eric.Eric.Eric.Dylan May 14, 2018

Tail Wagging

1. When you create events to happen to suit your agenda.
2. Manipulating the universe around you in such a way that you get what you want and no one knows you set it up.
3. Planned luck.
4. creating a 0% risk event for yourself or others.

The politician was caught Tail Wagging.

by Slyke The Phoxenix January 3, 2009

wagged

someone who doesn't go somewhere they should to do something they want

she wagged English and Science just to go in his car

by yomommashouse August 11, 2008