wack off

to masturbate (male)

a phrase that didn't exist until someone mixed the phrases "jack off" and "wank off"

not to be confused with "wacking"

I saw my brother wack off to porn when I snuck in his room.

by selenagomez123 September 8, 2013

wack off

to jack off until one cums.

I had to wack off after i watched baywatch.

by Brandi February 6, 2003

wack-off-able

Something incredibly hot and or sexual that men like to wack off to

Dude...
did u see that porn on we live together??
yea man, it was soo wack-off-able

by John Sniffen December 11, 2006

wack off

Same as Jack Off and Jerk Off.

"I am gonna wack off with coconut shampoo... then it will smell like coconut."

by Aeon_King April 27, 2006

Wack off Rolodex

In the process of wacking off, a man in his own mind 'flips through' images or videos of women he has met or seen throughout his life in an attempt to find the image to wack off and/or climax to. This collection of images IS the 'Wack Off Rolodex'.

"Dude, I totally used my Wack Off Rolodex, flipped to your mom, and got off the other night"

by Jleeballs April 21, 2007

whacks off

v.i.or t. ;to stimulate the male genitals usually by use of the left or right hand according to preference,but may also be achieved by filling a milk bottle with chopped liver and leaving it somewhere warm for several hours before use."whacking off" almost inevitably leads to the ejaculation of the male seminal fluids.These are best caught adroitly in a Kleenex.The use of visual aids is widespread.

WHACKS OFF;"you the kids that been whacking off in mah toolshed over pictures of my wife.."

WHACKS OFF;"I whacked a great one off while watching Princess Di's funeral".

by jesusmotherfuckinghchristonabicycle June 13, 2006

Morning-wood wack off party

A pre-breakfast gathering of classy gentlemen who unsheath their morning wood or Erections for a little masterbation party. Holding hands is optional. No Homo.

Man, I woke up this morning really lonely and just thought. "I could really use a morning-wood wack off party".

by The bee's knees August 17, 2013