A flashlight with an internal magnet and coil; marketed as a light without batteries to go dead. Performs poorly and requires a vigorous whacking off motion to make the magnet generate as much light as a candle.
The batteries in my Maglite were dead so I had to use my whack off light.
by GSpunk December 12, 2006
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One who is skilled at the art of bullshitting.
"Professor Morris is quite the whack-off artist, no?" remarked John.
by Joe Nobody January 20, 2004
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When you beat off with your hand the the opposite position as it would normally be. Your thumb is closest to the base. And your pinky is extended up into the air.
Ben decided to try canadian style after four hours when his arm began to cramp up.
by Metalideth April 16, 2003
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A collage of pictures you e thrown together in ms paint to fap to so that you don't have to scroll through pictures while you go at it.
"My clicker finger was getting tired of going through pics in my spank bank so I made a Whack-off Collage."
by E3rdrocket November 17, 2013
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