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Westy by Regae12 August 7, 2023
A mistake that cured the future from breaking and disrupting. He made the world a better place just by his presence alone, the glitch in reality that formed a better humanity. Westy is not just a person, but a remedy to our broken hearts.
Who.. is westy?

The one who created your freedom and existence.
Westy by westykys October 28, 2025

Westy Guy 

A male that attends Westminster School in Simsbury Connecticut, usually able to be spotted by a guy wearing vineyard vines shorts and a drug rug on their free time with a lax stick in one hand and the hand of a blonde anorexic freshman girl in the other. Westy Guys tend to be blind unless there is a blonde girl or lacrosse stick in sight. They say terms such as,"rattled", "chyeah squibb", "legit", "sick bro", and "detwigged". They tend to segregate into groups: varsity hockey boys (known for breaking lunch room doors) lacrosse boys (boys that always wear midcaf socks and sperrys) and boys who try to fit into these groups (the tools). In conclusion westy boys are a large waste of space, and don't deserve to be seen as anything but conceited and douchebaggish.

P.S. Four Square and dissing each other in dorm rap battles, that make you sound more stupid than you already are, is not a sufficient way to spend free time.
Westy Girl: Wanna go hook up during block 4
Westy Guy: No, there is a four square game going on outside....
Westy Guy by pseudonym894 April 18, 2010

westy so2 

Professional standoff 2 player with a huge cock set to fuck Akernar
westy so2 by Nalzkie November 14, 2020

'Getting Westy'd'

To fall asleep and have bad embarassing things happen to you. Named after 'Colin West', the master of this art.
Falling asleep and waking up in the opposition's football top, with Dolmio in your shoes.

"Pete's having a flatwarming tonight, you're so 'Getting Westy'd' "
generally a tall person that hangs in Welwyn Garden City town center causing trouble. A westy usually wear outrageous clothes and ponders around with his wild hair. A westy is usually known for a rather large genitalia area that stands about 10inches long. A westy's nickname is Big Al.
omg that boy is looking like a westy

hey stop doing a westy will you

your embarrassing me you doing a westy

omg, keep doing that westy
a westy by grgg12 May 30, 2010