A place filled with horrible accents, poverty, rednecks and country music. I should know. I live here.
You sound like you're from West Virginia.
by Rainboww November 30, 2010
A wannabe southern state that's basically Mississippi part deux.
Even though West Virginia is located at a fairly northern latitude (the northermost part of WV is at the same latitude as NYC), due to the accent and mannerisms of it's people and it's odd geography, it might as well be a part of Mississippi.
Even though West Virginia is located at a fairly northern latitude (the northermost part of WV is at the same latitude as NYC), due to the accent and mannerisms of it's people and it's odd geography, it might as well be a part of Mississippi.
<West Virginia person> HI Y'ALL, AIN'T Y'ALL FIXIN' TO GO OUT YONDER TO THAT THERE PICKUP TRUCK TO GET MAH BANJO AND MOONSHINE A HYUCK A HYUCK
<Pittsburgh person> Did ya know that West Virginia is only 'boot a half hour away from Picksburg, eh?
<West Virginia person> I THINK YOU BE LYING BOY
<Pittsburgh person> Did ya know that West Virginia is only 'boot a half hour away from Picksburg, eh?
<West Virginia person> I THINK YOU BE LYING BOY
by Da Wizard Of OZ June 12, 2009
A redneck, white-trash hellhole. Plain and simple... career politicians have ran this state into the ground the past seventy years. No job or career opportunities here as well. The #1 outsourcing state in the nation, for outsourcing their future as in the kids who grew up in West Virginia but left for a better future.
West Virginia sucks!
by West Virginian for FSU December 3, 2004
State that joined the Union in 1863 when the western counties of VA seceded from the aforementioned slave state. The Union Army womped Confederate ass to show that Abe and his boys were in command and not much has happened there since. It is the only state with two panhandles as well. I also really thinkt he other definition (sheep) really brings up a point many cannot ignore, however....
by Not so super DJ Gennady May 6, 2003
A complete discrace to the United States. Filled with dumb hicks that won't allow buisness to come into there state so the result of course is poverty. If you accually move here you will never make it out. The place sucks you in. There are no jobs in WV. And yes it's true incest runs rampid in WV. And to westerners WV is not part of Virginia. We are a completelly seperate godamn(country) state.
(Guy1 ): You ever look at you sister like that?
(Guy 2): Fuck no! You sicko!
(Guy 1): Oh it's ok im from West Virginia. We keep it in all in the family here!
(Guy 2): Oh that explains alot.
(Guy 2): Fuck no! You sicko!
(Guy 1): Oh it's ok im from West Virginia. We keep it in all in the family here!
(Guy 2): Oh that explains alot.
by hillbilly bobdonjoe July 11, 2008
The second poorest-state next to Mississippi. It was a mistake the state Seceded from Virginia during the Civil War. Virginia does better in almost everything each year while West Virginia get's worse. This is the only state where ive seen the state sign say open for business, and then months later it was changed. They don’t allow any business in the state so the result is a loss of jobs and an increase in poverty.
Where the infamous United States Senator: Robert Carlyle Byrd is from. He is the "Oldest" current member of the United States Congress (BORN 1917). He was a member of the KKK and has openly said "Nigger" and "White Nigger" on National Television. Actually his exact words were: "There are white niggers. I've seen a lot of white niggers in my time. I'm going to use that word."(March 4, 2001 interview with Tony Snow).
WV is the Chemical Capital of the United States. Yes, I bet you thought New Jersey had that one but you would be wrong. Du-Pont has displaced research chemicals into streams, and river throughout the state for many years. Towards Virginia and D.C., that end of WV has advised that people boil there water and filter it before consuming. Sad.
The western end of the state has it's own sickness similar to the one in Ohio. It's called the Mid-Ohio Valley sickness.
The state has one of the LOWEST overall violent/property crime rates in the entire USA.
Yes there are Bueatiful Mountains to see, but what lurks inside them is scary. In Cairo for example, people seem to build there houses out of scratch if you catch my drift. It’s some scary looking shit, and people live there. Holy shit!
There are entire ABONDONED TOWNS throughout the state. Not one person around anywhere, not one store of business open. Again, scary shit.
Incest does not occur in West Virginia like people think.
With that said, Arkansas is the INCEST capital of the USA.
The largest city has just over 50,000 people. And has absolutely nothing cool or hip to even mention. And yes im talking about Charleston. That city is lame, just like the rest of them.
The state sucks, I will pray for it.
Where the infamous United States Senator: Robert Carlyle Byrd is from. He is the "Oldest" current member of the United States Congress (BORN 1917). He was a member of the KKK and has openly said "Nigger" and "White Nigger" on National Television. Actually his exact words were: "There are white niggers. I've seen a lot of white niggers in my time. I'm going to use that word."(March 4, 2001 interview with Tony Snow).
WV is the Chemical Capital of the United States. Yes, I bet you thought New Jersey had that one but you would be wrong. Du-Pont has displaced research chemicals into streams, and river throughout the state for many years. Towards Virginia and D.C., that end of WV has advised that people boil there water and filter it before consuming. Sad.
The western end of the state has it's own sickness similar to the one in Ohio. It's called the Mid-Ohio Valley sickness.
The state has one of the LOWEST overall violent/property crime rates in the entire USA.
Yes there are Bueatiful Mountains to see, but what lurks inside them is scary. In Cairo for example, people seem to build there houses out of scratch if you catch my drift. It’s some scary looking shit, and people live there. Holy shit!
There are entire ABONDONED TOWNS throughout the state. Not one person around anywhere, not one store of business open. Again, scary shit.
Incest does not occur in West Virginia like people think.
With that said, Arkansas is the INCEST capital of the USA.
The largest city has just over 50,000 people. And has absolutely nothing cool or hip to even mention. And yes im talking about Charleston. That city is lame, just like the rest of them.
The state sucks, I will pray for it.
by iueuifnhonhj562525 January 2, 2009