Welsh Breakfast

A mug of tea and a blowjob. Normaly in bed.

The wife gave me welsh breakfast in bed this morning.

by Bobthebrownbricklayer November 28, 2010

welsh valley middle school

7th grade welsh valley, 2019-2020. the girls claim that they arent vsco even though they wear everything that even signifies it. all of the popular girls play tons of sports, are rich, and super skinny. however, they complain about being fat and poor to their 1234 boyfriends. they call themselves whores when they find a boyfriend, which makes no sense since youre “committed” to only one person. a whore is a prostitute, okay? not you. all of the boys “flex” their ridiculous looking yeezys in which they sell on their instagram with approximately 14 followers. they wear vineyard vines shirts and vans, say the n word when they shouldnt, and all play lax and basketball. theyre uncultured and stupid; they dont worry about any girls feelings and are really jerks. everybody wants to know about your life, not because they care but because they want tea. teachers let you pee 5 times every three months. this sucks, the end.

welsh valley middle school is a bunch of uncultured rich jews.

by watermelonflavoredbacon September 8, 2019

Wench-press

The art of bench-pressing a hottie, possibly whilst drunk, for a bet, or both.

"Dude, Carla's so fuckin light, I could wench-press her like 20 times!"

by Dr. Chimney Richalds February 27, 2009

Welsh Win

Originating from Rugby Union, a Welsh win is winning through no identifiable skill or talent - or where all the factors that should contribute to a win were in favour of the other team. It's usually used in reference to were the winning person or team won for either an unclear reason or due to biased decisions by the ruling party.

"A bit of a Welsh win for Karen getting that job - the other applicant was far more qualified and performed much better at interview. I wonder who she's shagging?"

by OpeningLine February 27, 2021

tavern wench

Bar maid

Go get me a drink tavern wench

by pookaniggs June 24, 2014

Bar Wench

A voluptuous maiden who serves thirsty gentlemen with beverages of an alcoholic nature.

Gentleman: "Bar Wench! Come hither! I require more inebriating substances to fuel my adventures!"
Bar Wench: "At once sir!"

by Wenchabuser. December 13, 2012

Welshalex

An ex community manager of a Minecraft server who thinks his server is flawless.

Player: Why are there so many bugs!!?

Welshalex: Do not disrespect my flawless server!!

by SkycadeDictionary April 21, 2019