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Wench Bench

(Used in the context of the Viking Table).

A gathering place for women who are either associated with, related to, or attached to a member of the Viking Table. Ordinarily, it will be a wooden, metal or plastic bench in the same general area as (though not considered part of) the Viking Table. Discussions at the Wench Bench, while determined by its occupants, are generally centered around topics of feminine interest and would be of little interest to men at the Viking Table.
Horst, if you mention Oprah Winfrey at the Viking Table again, you'll have to join the ladies at the Wench Bench.
by rabidraptor July 25, 2010
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Wenchitis

A common disease among females, it is contagious however and can be contracted by all genders. It is characterized by extreme cases of carelessness, multiple bird flips or middle fingers, and the inability to move at all for any objects in reach. Approach with extreme caution.
Hala was asking her brother for a tissue box after she had already asked for and received 2 bottles of water from the kitchen, her phone charger from her room, two copybooks from her bag, and a cup of tea from the kettle. All whilst binge-watching her favorite television show and littering the floor around her with tissues.
Wadih: Hala I think you're coming down with a serious case of Wenchitis.
Hala: * exposes middle finger threateningly*
by ParasiticBook June 7, 2016
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wrenchlet

A person whose mechanical ambition is less than their actual mechanical skill.
Anon 1- I want to replace the brake pads on my truck but I don't know which tools or new parts I will need.
Anon 2- Wow. You are a wrenchlet.
by NicksAccount May 9, 2021
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Vagina Wrench

Sexually manipulating a male; either by withholding as punishment for unsatisfactory behavior, or by using sex as a reward for acting according to her wishes. Through time the Vagina Wrench sets up a Pavlovian response in the male, whereby he becomes conditioned to do the female's bidding. Without outside intervention on the part of his friends, he is done for.
"Kevin is helpless. Every time he tries to hang out with the boys Suzy pulls out the Vagina Wrench and that's that. His friends haven't seen him in months. Fucking Pathetic!"
by Moonpuppy July 11, 2009
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Jobbie Weecha

A more fun idea than the sceptic tank, this "ladle on a spring" device that ejects poo from an aeroplane once you flush the toilet. The Jobbie Weecha reportedly "Weechs" the jobbie out so fast it disintegrates-answering queries on why there is no raining shit.

Popularized by Billy Connolly
"Where does your shit go on a plane? A sceptic tank couldn't hold that amount."

"The Jobbie Weecha Weechs it oot"
by Beef n chips October 21, 2009
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WeeCheese

A Person who get his Xbox live name from what Xbox gives them
NOOB: Dude I just made my new gamertag its Bluesquare987

Experienced Gamer: Wow what a weecheese
by Mystacali January 15, 2011
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Wrench Dick

1. A guy that jacks off way to much.
Dude were you jacking off again, we're out of lotion again...you're such a Wrench Dick.
by Mediocrity's Muse October 7, 2010
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