You are very bored and/or in hard contemplation with something. (take it easy, ok?)
The default lore text that is shown when no characters have been typed in the Address bar in Safari.
Safari is the default browser for Mac OS X.
Safari User: *Opens Safari*
Safari Address bar: "Search or enter website name"
Safari User: *Types: "Minecraft.net"*
A website for the depressed who are looking for someone. A profile picture could look hot but is fake. The statistics and stories that you see on ads are a bunch of bull. 80% of the people on these sites are fat chicks, 19.9% are creepy perverts, and the .1% are desperate people looking getting their hopes up for nothing.
Guy 1: So I went on this girl I met on a dating website last night.
Guy 2: Wow..., ummm...cool?
Guy 1: She is coming here soon.
Guy 2: Well, good luck.
Fat chick bursts through wall.
Guy 2: Hey! Is that her?
Whenever you're on a website you probably shouldn't be on or are embarrassed to be on and have another normal website tabbed.
Ginny was watching female porn on her computer while her roommate was out, but had MySpace tabbed for her fall back website in case her roommate came in unexpectedly.
DON'T YOU LECTURE ME WITH YOUR THIRTY DOLLAR WEBSITE is an internet meme (and website) which revolves around sound effects, mainly meme sound effects, which you can edit and change the speed of, the site has 156 sound effects.
The website can be found by simply searching "DON'T YOU LECTURE ME WITH YOUR THIRTY DOLLAR WEBSITE" on your search engine (primarily google).
Don't you lecture me with your thirty dollar website you bafoon