grease the weasel

Choking and stroking one's rampant penis.

Amato broke his arm, so he asked Kunal to go help him grease his weasel.

by Kermit Barnaby September 11, 2005

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Ron Weasley

character from J.K. Rowling's Harry Potter series. He is Harry's best friend, a brilliant chess player, loyal, friendly, awkward. He is tall and gangly with red hair and freckles and a rather large nose. He comes from a large family with five bothers and one sister - Bill, Charlie, Percy, Fred, George, and Ginny. His family is considered to be poor by Pure-blood Wizarding standards.

Ron is the one that Harry would miss the most (as stated during the Second Task in Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire) and, according to Dobby, is Harry's Wheezy.

He is passionate and has a quick temper and a massive sweet tooth. His brilliance often goes unnoticed due to the time spent with his other best friend, Hermione Granger - the cleverest witch of her age.

Ron Weasley is Harry's second.

by lysrouge December 3, 2004

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Fred weasley

Fredrick Gideon Weasley was born on April 1st, and is the oldest twin. his younger twin (george weasley) and him are devilish pranksters and If you say anything regarding the twins, trust me a bunch of potterheads and fred weasley and george weasley stans will be knocking on your door waiting to cast the cruciatus curse on you. Fred weasley is the one and only boyfriend of (me) minara and no one can change that! he is extremely hot and funny and is so adorable and soft and precious i just ahhhhhh

ME: "Fred Weasley is the most amazing person on the planet and is my one true love."
RANDOM PERSON: "but hes not real hes-"
ME: *in harry potters voice* "SHUT UP SHUT UP!"

by thatpotterheaddirectioner January 21, 2021

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