Waylon Jenny

Used to describe a grenade who is overly vocal during sex in places they can be overheard, particularly by housemates, family members, or random guests you hardly know.

My next door neighbor is having an affair. She's a real Waylon Jenny so they better be careful!

by Captain Amaziiing July 6, 2011

Waylon Waller

That white boi that’s finna steal yo bitch

Waylon Waller could steal all hoes

by LiLMamiGotANiceClit June 12, 2019

The Waylon Smithers

1. Both partners are in a handstand position locking legs and thrusting into eachother.
2. Masterbating and/or being sexually aroused by a photograph or video of the Simpson's character Mr. Smithers.

My girlfriend and I LOVE The Waylon Smithers!

I keep a poster of Waylon Smithers above my bed along with some lotion and kleenex on my nightstand!

by Carlbergie January 2, 2009

Waylon a poem

Friend till the end

From the start you stole my heart
You make a smile that lasts a mile
In fact you make smiles last 8 miles
Someone who doesn't judge me for who I am

The one who hears it word for word,truth for truth

A person I can trust
Someone to talk to,

Hold in my heart

And love for life

And live happily in death do we part

Waylon a poem the sweetest boyfriend you could ever imagine

by Polar_artzalot on youtube go s August 26, 2019

Dirty waylon

When a thicc boi dislodge's a girls guts

a. Omg Becky did you hear that Jessica got dirty waylon'd

by *moans louder* April 14, 2020

waylon your palan

Yanking your pud, spanking your monkey, beating off. Derived from the legendary Waylon Palan who lived in Green Mountain CO in the 1980's, a man famous for yanking his pud as many as 9 times a day, often in public.

Stop waylon your palan all the time!

by WaylonPalan April 7, 2007

Waylon

Waylon is the boy that every girl wishes they had a boy like him. He is so smart and creative and funny. Whenever you’re down he’s there to comfort you. He’ll protect whoever he cares about. When his brother is in need he’s there to help him. Waylon deserves the absolute world because he is a great person who deserves absolutely anything. Waylon puts up with peoples bs and still forgives. Want luge of the party go to waylon. A stud at baseball. Overall my number one person can always count on him when I need a shoulder to cry on. He deserves the best and whatever that girl is some day there one lucky bitch because that man will give you respect. I’m not going to key him end up with some stupid whore he needs a girl that will treat him right. All around walking green flag.
I love you

~fin

Waylon is the best.

by Finh June 9, 2023