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Bruh Waylon has NO SUBS unlike Daniel LOLOL
Waylon by Glizzyglobber December 16, 2022
Waylon is super funny and is always in a happy mood. Although he cares a lot abt what ppl think of him it never seems to bring him down. He’s super cute and takes really good care of his skin. He’s really loving and is comforting, and I’m happy to have him in my life.
Peter: Sup Waylon
Waylon: wsg nigga
Waylon by Mikobootybuttcheeko January 20, 2023
Waylon rode my dick like he was a cowboy last night
Waylon by Riskfusjndjfudhdndjch April 14, 2023
Waylon is the boy that every girl wishes they had a boy like him. He is so smart and creative and funny. Whenever you’re down he’s there to comfort you. He’ll protect whoever he cares about. When his brother is in need he’s there to help him. Waylon deserves the absolute world because he is a great person who deserves absolutely anything. Waylon puts up with peoples bs and still forgives. Want luge of the party go to waylon. A stud at baseball. Overall my number one person can always count on him when I need a shoulder to cry on. He deserves the best and whatever that girl is some day there one lucky bitch because that man will give you respect. I’m not going to key him end up with some stupid whore he needs a girl that will treat him right. All around walking green flag.
I love you

~fin
Waylon is the best.
Waylon by Finh June 9, 2023

Waylon Jennings 

The greatest Country music singer of all time and a legend of the "Outlaw Country" movement when Country was still about the passion of the music. Waylon was originally a bass player for Buddy Holly. After Buddy's death, Waylon began to follow his own act and became one of the founding members of the "Outlaw Movement" of Country -- also known as the greatest music ever created (examples would be Willie Nelson, Johnny Paycheck, Kris Kristofferson, Johnny Cash, Merle Haggard, David Allen Coe, and George Jones). Waylon peaked in the 70's before Country music began to slowly turn to commercialized crap (a process completed by the mid-late 90's). He was married to the very beautiful Jessi Colter, who as the "First Woman of Outlaw Music" would have had no issue in kicking someone like Taylor Swift's scrawny little ass, before passing away in 2002.

Waylon had a very distinctive voice and passion in his music that is un-characteristic of bubblegum Country of today where men wear $4,000 cowboy hats from New York Department stores and women have fake breasts and fake blonde hair. Great Country legends like Waylon Jennings smoked non-filtered Pall Mall's and drank Pabst Blue Ribbon, often drunk as hell before getting up on stage, and still managed to give all their heart in their music. Waylon was a gentleman at heart and like many others in the "Outlaw Country" movement, his body faded away from us all long before the spirit within him could be given proper voice within his music.
"Man, Country just ain't what it used to be!"

"I hear that, we need some Waylon Jennings, Willie, and the boys!"
Waylon Jennings by JDFP February 15, 2010

Waylon Jenny 

Used to describe a grenade who is overly vocal during sex in places they can be overheard, particularly by housemates, family members, or random guests you hardly know.
My next door neighbor is having an affair. She's a real Waylon Jenny so they better be careful!