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Waylon Jenny

Used to describe a grenade who is overly vocal during sex in places they can be overheard, particularly by housemates, family members, or random guests you hardly know.
My next door neighbor is having an affair. She's a real Waylon Jenny so they better be careful!
by Captain Amaziiing July 6, 2011
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Waylon Waller

That white boi that’s finna steal yo bitch
Waylon Waller could steal all hoes
by LiLMamiGotANiceClit June 12, 2019
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The Waylon Smithers

1. Both partners are in a handstand position locking legs and thrusting into eachother.
2. Masterbating and/or being sexually aroused by a photograph or video of the Simpson's character Mr. Smithers.
My girlfriend and I LOVE The Waylon Smithers!

I keep a poster of Waylon Smithers above my bed along with some lotion and kleenex on my nightstand!
by Carlbergie January 2, 2009
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Waylon a poem

Friend till the end

From the start you stole my heart
You make a smile that lasts a mile
In fact you make smiles last 8 miles
Someone who doesn't judge me for who I am

The one who hears it word for word,truth for truth

A person I can trust
Someone to talk to,

Hold in my heart

And love for life

And live happily in death do we part
Waylon a poem the sweetest boyfriend you could ever imagine
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Dirty waylon

When a thicc boi dislodge's a girls guts
a. Omg Becky did you hear that Jessica got dirty waylon'd
by *moans louder* April 14, 2020
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waylon your palan

Yanking your pud, spanking your monkey, beating off. Derived from the legendary Waylon Palan who lived in Green Mountain CO in the 1980's, a man famous for yanking his pud as many as 9 times a day, often in public.
by WaylonPalan April 7, 2007
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waylon balls

this conjunction describes Waylon balls witch is a conjunction that describes Waylon balls
"wow Waylon I love Waylon balls"
by ScribesofSiegler October 20, 2023
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